My dad was at a burger joint

The cashier asked him, "Hold the onions?"

My dad wittily replied, "No thanks, they are probably really hot."

Keep in mind this is the same dad who blurted out this gem.

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It Was Cold at the High School Football Game

My aunt told my dad she had hot pockets in her gloves to keep her hands warm. My dad wittily replied, "Ooh I love Hot Pockets! What flavor do you have, pepperoni or sausage??"

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