Wittiest Puns

I was in my dads room when my phone went off, it was my girlfriend So I say to my dad "Just a second, my girlfriend is calling me, Dad" To which he replies "Why's she calling you that?" He then gives a belly laugh to himself and leaves the room.

My little brother wants to have one for his birthday party, and I want to help him set it up, so he doesn't have more work to do. I'm just not sure how to go about it to ensure the best jokes reign supreme. Any ideas from reddit's wittiest group?

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This looked like a good place to x-link this, hope I don't get punished for it...