Spelling bee or bee witched? You decide
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You can say that they're bee-witched
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What is a witches favorite gum?
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︎ Nov 07 2020
Accidentally parked in a 'reserved for witches' spot.
When I got back there was a note on my windshield that said "you will be toad."
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How do you make a witch itch?
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︎ Nov 24 2020
How many witches does it take to change a light bulb...
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︎ Oct 29 2020
What sound do witches' cars make?
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︎ Nov 26 2020
Why did all the witches have to wear name tags at a party?
So they knew which witch was which.
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Why canβt witches get pregnant?
Because their husbands have βhallo weeniesβ. Lol happy holidays yβall.
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What's a witch's favorite makeup?
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︎ Oct 29 2020
Why witches should not ask underground spirits for an advice?
Because they live under the rock.
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︎ Nov 02 2020
In honor of the occasion. What do you call witches who live together?
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︎ Oct 31 2020
What kind of ethnic food do witches prefer?
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︎ Oct 29 2020
What do you call a witch at a beach?
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︎ Oct 24 2020
How do you get rid of a Witch in the desert?
I usually toast my sand Witches.
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︎ Sep 23 2020
What's a witch's favorite subject?
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︎ Aug 28 2020
What do you call a male witch?
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︎ Aug 04 2020
Why did the witch wear latex gloves when she cast a spell?
She wanted to practice safe hex.
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︎ Sep 05 2020
Witches donβt fart
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︎ Jun 29 2020
Eye of Newt, of witch potion lore, is...
nothing more than mustard seed emulsified with oil. So mustard could actually be called newt butter. Or, for those who have their doubts...
I Canβt Believe Itβs Newt Butter.
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︎ Sep 06 2020
What is a witch's favorite method of writing
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︎ Jul 11 2020
You know what the zombie said about the witch doctor?
Nothing, his lips were sealed.
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︎ Aug 27 2020
I sent young Rothgar to the Mountain of Witches to catch fog for his final manhood quest.
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︎ Sep 03 2020
I threw a dictionary at a witch once.
But I missed. If only I had more experience casting spells!
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︎ Jul 14 2020
Which Witch is a Sandwich
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︎ Dec 03 2019
Made my friend draw me a ham sand witch!
https://preview.redd.it/spig22o65o651.png?width=830&format=png&auto=webp&s=58d660e5243952036705bbb43d4c37ceec0bb61f
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︎ Jun 23 2020
I need to start a witch themed spicy steak sauce company.
Our slogan would be, βThe only acceptable way to be burned at the steak.β
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︎ Jun 25 2020
Have you heard the one about the illiterate witch?
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︎ Jun 26 2020
Ant Gender Identifier
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︎ Oct 02 2020
I have a friend who is obsessed with the Scarlett Witch, Captain Marvel, and Black Widow.
I guess you can say he's a heroine addict.
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︎ Jul 02 2020
Why do witch doctors never get fat?
Because theyβre always exorcising.
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I can't believe that somebody stole my protections spells.
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︎ Oct 29 2020
1 of the 2 women in my office has cast a spell on me...
I don't know which one is witch ?
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︎ Oct 25 2020
I always tell people, my ex-wife has my sense of humor
That witch took everything of mine
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︎ Nov 24 2020
Why do cats prefer wizards to witches?
Because sorcerers
sometimes have milk
in them.
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︎ Apr 22 2020
My buddy said 'There's only one thing about Halloween that scares me.'
I asked, 'Which is?'
'Exactly', he replied.
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︎ Jun 04 2020
What did the Wicked Witch of the West say when she extracted metal from ore?
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︎ Feb 07 2020
What do you call a witch that only eats sand?
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︎ Oct 30 2019
What do witches use to do math problems?
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︎ Sep 25 2019
How do you know a witches car is coming?
You can hear 'broom broom'
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︎ Oct 04 2019
Churn and burn
At least thatβs what the witch Puritans used to say.
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︎ Nov 20 2020
Eye of Newt, of witch potion lore, is actually...
nothing more than good, old-fashioned ground mustard seed emulsified in oil. This means mustard could actually be called newt butter. Or, for those who have their doubts... I canβt believe itβs newt butter.
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What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
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︎ Jun 29 2020
What sound does a witch's car make?
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︎ Jun 18 2020
What sound does a witch's car make ?
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︎ Apr 26 2020
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
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