A Pediaphile
Excalibur
His name is Rick O’Shea.
On the wiki-wiki-wiki.
Because of a mooing violation.
wiki wiki wiki wiki
he was the one they tried in absinthe, yea?
Cherpies, but don't worry.
It's tweetable.
They lactose.
Edit test.
Because Watt and Euler don't mix.
“For the last time, it’s Christmas, Eve.”
Edit: Thanks for so much love. Merry Xmas!
My wife yelled at him to close it immediately, as it wasn’t safe in a moving vehicle. I told her it wasn’t a big deal since both of our vehicles have umbrella insurance.
The kids didn’t get it but it elicited a nice groan from the wife, so I’m pretty sure it counts.
I was so salty
...are just looking for CaSiO3.
So I said, "What type of plant is that?"
He got so ill he fell into a korma!
It is a shocking discovery
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Electricity
http://scienceline.ucsb.edu/getkey.php?key=4026
I say it's quite straight forward.
Because there is a Vas deferens ("vast difference") between them.
It's Sans-Sheriff
Working on a little something. Give me your best and I will include you in the credits.
So far I only have: Coo Skywalker
Edit: thanks for all the replies! I will post game here soon, and pm those whose puns I end up using.
She didn't like his attitude
Arigatoni.
My dad told my brother to change his bedsheets while his gf is coming..
"I don't want her to get pregnant just by sitting" he said
I'm dyin lmao😂😂
Destruction 100
They're colours son. Colours.
Edit: Wow... Didn't expect this much karma. Thanks guys!
Edit 2: Yes. I am fully aware of my bad grammar.
My wife plays violin and her first rehearsal with a new orchestra is near. She had access to an electronic copy of the music, but wondered whether the orchestra would distribute paper copies at the rehearsal. For orchestras, the section leaders decide when everyone's bows will be moving up vs. down and annotate the music accordingly. Copies of the annotated music are distributed to the players. As a trumpet player who's never needed that kind of annotation, I've always been able to use the originals.
Wife: "String players never play from the originals because we have bowings."
Me: "And wind players have Airbuses!"
Wife: "That joke was just plane awful."
The antichimera mechanism.
(I don't know how obscure this is, but if it doesn't make sense click this link)
