White Sauce Puns

afraido :)

They start with a rooooooooouuuuuuuux

We were discussing how to make Cauliflower cheese, for our son's lunches this week. So you start with a roux and add milk to make white sauce, then add cheese to make cheese sauce. She then asked "what else can you add to a roux?" I quickly replied "there's always kanga." It took her a second, then she whacked me. My job is done.

"Imagine someone cooking right? And they're wearing a white dress. And all of a sudden some spaghetti sauce splashes onto her. Her husband says, hey honey, washout. Like shout. Watch out. Get it?"

Thanks dad