Protip: teach one of your PokΓ©mon pursuit,the volt switching nonsense can be taken advantage my the double damage of pursuit whena PokΓ©mon switches out even moves
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Love it whena superior fleet just DOESNT work

So has anyone ever sent their fleet to destroy an enemy (cleaning house really) and find that you didn't even get a notice they "lost"... closer inspection, their not even in COMBAT!

I just lost two fleets of 9k to a single 4.5k because they didn't even fire a shot. ORDERED to attack the fleet and just sat there taking shots.
If you have: any idea of how to prevent this? or what even causes this? I experience this sporadically through play and it is ALWAYS when I'm doing well enough i stop caring about watching the inbalance combats but not SO WELL i cant just eat that loss in ship power after this happens.

On beta, if that matters

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Who's is this little cuteyπŸ‘Έ here? ThanksπŸ™ for a gorgeous fanart @WheNa!
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Was trying to film this cicada hatching from its shell whena Cardinal ate it v.redd.it/v2jsx08kl9h51
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NMS Alien Class-A Multitool // -71 -73 // New Whena Planet // Gek T2 System // Euclid Galaxy //
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WhenA New Banner Drops
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Real shots get thrown in /r/SquaredCircle whena user is called out for his shoddy mic work. np.reddit.com/r/SquaredCi…
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[WP] You are in your way to the grocery store whena a portal of flames appears in front of you it becomes as big as a car wheel and an humanoid comes out of it, it looks your way -"Told ya, to hell n back"- you do recognize this "human".
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whena u playing tekken
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Whena Senator Amidala askin' if yousa gave da chancellor bombad emergency powers
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[WP] Whena person dies they receive the sum of all knowledge, but only at the brink of death. Most people are able to speak a single word before they pass.
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One r/unitedkingdom user is not happy that arrivals were suspended at Gatwick whena drone was spotted near the runway. reddit.com/r/unitedkingdo…
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Whena thea meatball isu youste right! (Swedish Accent)
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(S8 Spoiler Bizatches!) Emilia Clarke is on a 3 month eyebrow workout programme to prepare for whena teary Jon drives Longclaw into her chest to forge Lightbringer. So much fan rage at the death of their little fire elf waifu ...
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Yoda'whena GB bruh?
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SERIOUS: This subreddit needs to understand what a "dad joke" really means.

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/anywhereiroa
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I wonder why they deleted the r/antiwork sub

I guess the concept didn't work

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Just because it's a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke

Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.

THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB

Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"

I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual

So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes

r/unclejokes for dirty jokes

r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC

r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes

Punchline !

Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub

Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CzarcasmRules
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Blind Girl Here. Give Me Your Best Blind Jokes!

Do your worst!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Leckzsluthor
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I heard that by law you have to turn on your headlights when it’s raining in Sweden.

How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/justshtmypnts
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Puns make me numb

Mathematical puns makes me number

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Petition to ban rants from this sub

Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.

But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drak0ni
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French fries weren’t cooked in France.

They were cooked in Greece.

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This subreddit is 10 years old now.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/frexyincdude
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When I was a single man, I had loads of free time.

Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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Why does Spider-Man's calendar only have 11 months?

He lost May

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You've been hit by
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mordrathe
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My 4 year oldest favourit joke, which he very proudly memorized and told all his teachers.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"

Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/smoffatt34920
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I'm sick of you guys posting dumb wordplay in here for awards and upvotes.

Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/diggitygiggitycee
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Dropped my best ever dad joke & no one was around to hear it

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies πŸ˜‚

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vegetable-Acadia
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What starts with a W and ends with a T

It really does, I swear!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PsychedeIic_Sheep
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My wife left me because I couldn’t stop doing impressions of pasta

And now I’m cannelloni

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bluestratmatt
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Why did Karen press Ctrl+Shift+Delete?

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Eoussama
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Steve JOBS would have made a better President than Donald Trump

But that’s comparing apples to oranges

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ok-Ingenuity4838
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I just flew in from Chernobyl

And boy are my arms legs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JhopkinsWA
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My 7 year old daughter just told me this one. I'm so proud. What did the duck say when he bought chapstick?

Put it on my bill

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BigRedHusker_X
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So 2 trees got arrested in the town I live...

Heard they've been doing some shady business.

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No gains
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