Whelp Puns

Reading a TIL post to a group while chatting after dinner "there are more Puerto Ricans in the USA than there are in Puerto Rico" Dad says "it's the same with Ireland" Me "what more Irish in the US than---" Dad "yea than there are in Puerto Rico" God dammit...

Waiter: How did you find your steak sir?

Dad: Whelp, I just looked next to the potatoes ... and there it was!

I guess that's why I'm always reposting.

Whelp, that's a good start.

They're trying to find victory in da feet.

He said, "I can clearly see your nuts!"

In fact, he was downright pissed 24/7. He would storm around town kicking things in his path, yelling at people who got in his way, and mumble hateful things to himself. Whenever he would walk by, people would say to eachother "whelp, there goes Pissed-ol' Pete doing his thing again."

So my Pops asks if I could help him get the Christmas "stuff" down from the loft with him. We have a loft above the garage where we store seasonal decorations.

He'll go up in the loft and I'll stand on the middle of the ladder, where he hands me the plastic containers, which I'll place on the floor.

As soon as he gets up there I see that the most accessible and logical box to take down first is the one with the wrapping paper. I reach for it and he shoos me away coming up with an excuse to leave it up there for the time being.

Right then and there I knew exactly what he was doing and I couldn't stop it.

We get the absurd amount of containers down until there's only the one left. He hands it too me and says, "Whelp.. that about wraps it up. Haha."

It's not even that good and I knew it was coming for the whole half-hour, but never the less I rolled my eyes and gave him his moment of glory. He deserves it.