Wheel Tread Puns

A list of puns related to "Wheel Tread"

What do you call an old CRT monitor with Tank wheels and treads?

A TV

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Alverezz
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2011
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My mom suggested to my dad and brother that they go on a bike ride...

Dad: I dunno, I'm kinda tired

Bro: Yeah, I don't think I could handle that right now

Dad: I think we've already spoken about this

Bro: Give me a brake, dad

Dad: What, you can't keep the chain of puns going?

Bro: I can kick it into a higher gear

Dad: I might have to reflect on your puns for a minute

Bro: As long as you don't tread over any of my good ones

Dad: Wheel see how long you can keep this up

Me: Hey, I like...bikes

Dad: ΰ² _ΰ² 

Bro: ΰ² _ΰ² 

Mom: β—”_β—”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ballroomaddict
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2015
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My sister's dad saw a tire truck...

I think that guy's retired. Must be his way of telling people to not tread on him. He always tells his partner, "Wheel be fine."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kneecko
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2013
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