People don’t think the grass be wet in the morning
What's slippery when wet?
A wet dream is actually a dream cum true
Help me with a name!!!
Hi guys! I’m opening and Etsy shop with my sisters selling stickers (for all ages). There’s 3 of us, we live on the south shore, Massachusetts by the beach. Looking for a punny name!!! Help me out :)
How do you train your kids to stop wetting the bed ?
Make them use an electric blanket.
Why can you never get away with vandalizing wet cement?
The police have concrete evidence against you.
My 6yo holds a slice of red pepper up to my face and breaks it towards me. Me: “Ugh, what did you do that for. You got me all wet.”
“That was pepper spray.”
Got me!
Why can't you get the buttons wet in a submersible?
Because they're submarine grade.
What's blue, wet and smells like red paint?
What do you call wet swim trunks?
The leading cause of dry skin
What goes in hard and pink and comes out soft and wet?
What gets wet as it dries?
It's been a while since I heard jokes about people sitting on wet morning grass.
Wanna know why I like to do yard work?
It really takes the hedge off!
Dad Jokes
WHAT DO A NEAR SIGHTED GYNECOLOGIST AND A DOG HAVE IN COMMON?
A wet nose
What do you call a guy who fell into a well?
You know, owls never go on a date if it's raining.
Why was the beach smelly?
I was eating mixed nuts with my girlfriend
... when one accidentally fell out of my mouth and into the nut bowl. My girlfriend then asked: "So if I find a wet nut in there, I'm just supposed to act ca-shew?"
Yeah, I'm definitely putting a ring on her.
A stone thrown into a pond in 1990 has been wet for around 30 years.
What does a white hat dropped into the Red Sea become?
Son "dad, I think I wet myself"
Dad " sounds like urine trouble to me"
What does a deaf gynecologist do?
Daughter: How do people look underwater?
Dad: probably the same, just a little more wet.
Why, after a rib dinner, did everyone want wet, juvenile nocturnal raptors?
And why do they think I’d have a supply of moist owlets, anyways?
What increases in weight as it decreases in volume?
What is a mechanic's wet dream
My next door neighbor and I are good friends, so we decided to share our water supply.
I asked the library women of there are any books on the Titanic
She said they might have been damaged, wet and moldy.
If you place all currently living people on the equator around the Earth,
at equal distance from each other,
...
most of them would get wet and some will surely drown
When can 3 elephants stand under 1 umbrella and not get wet?
What do you do when your bunny gets wet?
Why does Capt Kirk use wet wipes?
Boss: "what's that?", Me: (with much enthusiasm) "it's a SPACE BAR!!!!!" *wets myself laughing*, Boss: "...................." *delivers withering look* "are you allowed to stick things on your laptop?", Me: *dies inside at another badly landed pun*
What goes in long and hard, then comes out soft and wet?
A wet dream is a dream cum true.
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