My wife couldn't find her phone the other day...

Me: I'll just call it.

Her: you can't, it's on silent.

Me: well, if you liked it then you should have put a ring on it.

I got smacked for that one.

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👤︎ u/Akuyatsu
📅︎ Oct 04 2015
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Girlfriend did not appreciate this one

We grabbed some ice cream after dinner, in the car she smacked her lips and said "Coldstone is really rich." To which I replied "Well, I'm sure. They have stores all over the U.S."

Then she got a look in her eye like she really wanted to hit me.

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👤︎ u/ShameSpear
📅︎ Jan 24 2015
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