A shopper walked into the Wegmans and asked where they could find the raisins. The clerk said:

β€œwhere the grapes used to be.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/carottina
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2018
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Well, her mouth IS always moving, soooo

We're shopping at Wegman's last night and the wife is chattering away. All the sudden she stopped talking and started going "hummna hummna hummna". What? says I. "I forgot what I was saying" replies she. "So you put your mouth into an idle?"

The cashier and two people at the service counter thought that was funny. The wife says I have no sense of humor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fixsomething
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2018
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