My glitch happened when I forgot to renew my subscription to a weekly news magazine based in New York City.

It was my Time lapse.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2020
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Today's the day I bring my Son to weekly speech therapy..

.. easier done than said.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2020
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If anybody wants a copy of Osteopath Weekly I have back issues.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Naptownfellow
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2020
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I put out a weekly audio show about the history of fish.

It’s my codpast.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/procrastiprov
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2020
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/u/username goes to get his weekly groceries.

Username checks out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2018
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I showed up at the weekly Kleptomaniacs Anonymous meeting...

...but all the seats were already taken.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KoronaSenpai
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2020
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While my kids were colouring with markers I fell asleep on the couch. The little buggers thought it would be funny to draw all over my face to make me look like "the devil". I woke up and went to the grocery store to do our weekly shopping & didn't realise what had happened until I got home.

Boy, was my face red!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CapnFancyPants
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2020
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It went from tri-weekly to try weakly.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2018
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I wanted to raise my weekly budget, but realized I can't..

Because I can't lift more than Β£50!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andianopolis
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2020
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Two pet owners got together for a weekly public discussion on the Internet.

They called it their Pawed Cast.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jellyfishfire
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2019
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I told my friends a joke I heard at my mandatory weekly meeting at work, but no one laughed.

I guess you had to be there.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2019
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I fold my weekly salary like pairs of pants...

The project is income pleat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2019
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I get paid weekly.

Very weakly.

My friend's Dad used to say this weekly.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2017
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Skeleton Puns - 30 Second Weeklies #6 youtube.com/watch?v=C74SS…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JackSquatJB
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2014
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I was handing the wife a copy of Entertainment Weekly...

..and I said "this is Strange.."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TurtleLoMein
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2016
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My son has weekly vocabulary words and a variety of exercises to practice the words

So this week he chose to make cards for each word. He made two cards for each word and made a Memory game out of them.

We are playing memory and I find the word "Joke" on one paper. I look at my son and say "Hey, you want to hear a joke?" and start to rattle the paper in front of him.

Then when I found the matching card, I said "Hey, want to hear the other joke?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Soulfly37
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2015
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I showed up at the weekly Kleptomaniacs Anonymous meeting...

...but all the seats were already taken.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jfshay
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2019
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I told my friends a joke I heard at my mandatory weekly meeting at work, but no one laughed.

I guess you had to be there.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2019
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