When the photon left its family behind,

It waved goodbye.

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What did the old surfer do right before he disappeared forever?

Waved goodbye

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👤︎ u/Y2KoNo
📅︎ Apr 21 2020
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Wife and kids were heading to the local stable

They were going to help unload hay bales that are delivered there once a month. As she was backing out of the garage, I waved goodbye and yelled, "Tell everyone I said hay!"

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📅︎ Jan 16 2019
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My dad's personal favorite joke: "I'm not bald...

I have wavy hair. It waves goodbye."

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📅︎ Jun 18 2018
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Challenge: Sound absorption

Im doing science fair this year, and need a title. Which I would like to be a pun. Any ideas? its on sound, and sound absorption.

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📅︎ Aug 11 2014
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Working the polls and the judge was talking to a clerk.

(They are both older guys the clerk was talking about his hair going away)
The judge said "Your hair is looking a little wavy... one side is waving goodbye to the other"

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📅︎ May 09 2015
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Did that one to my kid this morning

Every morning, my son waves me goodbye by the window. This morning, this happened.

Son: wait dad! I want to say goodbye at the window!
Me: no need, it isn't going anywhere.

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👤︎ u/TiboQc
📅︎ May 09 2015
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