“THE GOVERNMENT HAS FAILED, GERMANY NEEDS CHANGE”
The people of Germany were not satisfied with the government. Anyone could see that. Protests by the SPD and the unions had become weekly occurrences, and showed no signs of stopping. Crime is rampant, jobs are needed. A speech in Berlin on May 1 by a local SPD member ignited a riot, before it was quelled by the police.
Yet it is not just the SPD, anarchists and syndicalists roamed the streets as well, looking for trouble. Hooligans waving black and red flags have been spotted across western Prussia in the Rhineland, particularly in Cologne, Essen, and Dortmund.
Karl Helfferich, State Secretary for Economic Affairs and a member of the DVLP, has resigned from the cabinet. Disappointed with conflict within the cabinet and the inaction of the Chancellor, the resignation deals another blow to the government. The Chancellor quickly replaced him with Zentrum member Matthias Erzberger.
"It seems that every week there is a new rumor and new issues," says Helmuth Bergner, the owner of a local Berlin newspaper, Der Vaterlandspost. "The only thing certain is that this country needs stability more than ever. The workers need jobs, we need a solid government who will not let anything stand in the way of prosperity and stability for our nation."
Meanwhile, SPD members Carl Severing and Otto Braun, some of the SPD big wigs in Prussia, have been in talks with Wilhelm Külz and Walther Rathenau, members of the Progressive People’s Party (Fortschrittliche Volkspartei/FVP), seeking to form a solid alliance between their parties similar to 1918. While the conclusions of these talks are still unknown, this has surprisingly worried the right-wing more than they already are.
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
They’re on standbi
Pilot on me!!
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
When I got home, they were still there.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
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Where ever you left it 🤷♀️🤭
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
There hasn't been a post all year!
You take away their little brooms
It was about a weak back.
It’s pronounced “Noel.”
