A list of puns related to "Wall E"
Why was our bathroom spider named Al Gore? Simple. He created the web.
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Grandpa: I hate it. It’s driving me up the wall.
Keep it flush with the wall.
I should have seen the writing on the wall.
Just reading the the wall street journal. Stop and Go grocers and PDQ gas ⛽️ are merging. They will now be called. Stop and P
"The writing's on the wall."
One minute you’re yelling at them for driving you up a wall. The next, you’re begging them to install a Stair-master...
Now I can’t open it because the door is facing the wall.
They get into a huge fight about the best way to start the camp fire.
The two sit in silence for a few moments, cold and frustrated
The dad promptly reaches into his backpack, grabs a pair of scissors and tears into the wall of their canvas shelter.
The son yells, "What the heck are you doing, you maniac?!!?!?"
The dad turns to him, looks him dead in the eyes, and says, "Just trying to cut the tent-son."
He was a bit of a wall nut.
Walter Wall.
What do you call an Irishman bouncing off the walls?
Rick O Shea
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Edit: Marking the “studs” in the wall..
The head veterinarian at a zoo noticed something alarming in a patient’s record. A monkey that had been a healthy weight at its last checkup was now recorded as being only half that.
Fearing for the monkey’s health, he went and saw it, expecting it to be sickly and skeletal. However, the monkey seemed totally normal. Confused told his staff to weigh the monkey again.
They did, but the number they reported was still astonishingly low. Sure it was a mistake, he went to weigh the monkey for himself. But when he put the monkey on the scale, it showed a number that was still far too low, and couldn’t possibly be right.
After a moment he spotted the problem: behind the scale was a grab bar on the wall, and the monkey had stealthily grabbed it with its tail, and was supporting some of its weight off the scale that way.
So the monkey's weight was fine, they just weren't paying attention to de tail.
Now I hear my roommate saying, "Where's wall dough?"
Sean Connery's son thought Humpty Dumpty, shat on the wall
Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says “dam” 😂🤣😂🤣
...hangs on a wall?
Art
...goes for a swim?
Bob
...sits on a porch?
Matt
...lies in a ditch?
Phil
They drive me up the wall..
An 8 foot wall.
Especially if my last words were "Help! I fell in the wall!"
It was time for the prom at Klondike High School and Tim's friends were desperately trying to convince him to go. He considered it, but was very self-conscious of the fact that he had had an accident as a young child that caused him to lose his eye, and the best his family could afford was to buy him a wooden eye. After several days of goading, Tim finally decides to go.
Sally was in a similar situation. Her friends desperately wanted her to go prom with them, but she was recently in a car accident and lost her right leg. She had a prosthetic, but it was very uncomfortable, so she had a hard time walking. Reluctantly, she agreed to go.
It was the night of the prom and both Tim and Sally were getting all gussied up with their friends. They both make it to the prom, but when they arrive, they are both too nervous to dance. Tim's friends notice Sally sitting on the wall and say to him, "Look over there! There's a cute girl who's all alone and needs a partner to dance with. Why don't you go over there and ask her to dance?" After some further convincing, Tim sheepishly begins to walk over to Sally to ask her. As he approaches her, he getes nervous, and awkwardly stands in front of her for a few seconds before saying, "Wuh...wuh...would you like to dance with me?"
Excitedly, Sally exclaims, "Would I? Would I?"
Tim responds angrily, "PEG LEG! PEG LEG!"
They really drive me up the wall.
She tells me the thing is driving her up the wall.
He refused to eat or drink anything, spat on everyone and covered the walls with his own feces...
We never played monopoly again.
What did the fish say afer bumping into a wall
Damn
Trevor loved tractors. And I mean, really loved tractors. Forget any obsessions or high-level interests you may have, chances are they pale in the face of Trevor’s love for tractors.
Every day Trevor would get up, in his tractor-themed bedroom in his tractor-themed house, with its tractor-themed wallpaper and tractor-themed carpets, and he would make his bed with its tractor-themed duvet and tractor-themed sheets. He would go downstairs in his tractor-themed pajamas into his tractor-themed kitchen, with its tractor-themed tiles and cupboards, and he would eat his breakfast while perusing the latest tractor-themed magazine or annual.
Trevors’s degree in Agricultural Engineering hung on his living room wall, along with a copy of his thesis, which centred around (you guessed it) tractors. The living room was decorated with all sorts of tractor-related trinkets, including die-cast models, paintings and drawings.
The hedges in Trevor’s front garden were trimmed in the shape of tractors. His lawn was vividly decorated with tractor-driving garden gnomes, and his garden furniture was constructed from various parts from vintage tractor designs.
Trevor just had one thing missing from his otherwise tractor-centric life; he had never actually owned, nor driven, a real tractor.
Not for his lack of trying, of course. Trevor had been to many tractor shows over the years, and visited many farms with friends of his, but none of the tractors he had seen had ever been quite right. Trevor was so knowledgeable about tractors that every single one he had come across had possessed some hidden trait that he wasn’t keen on. His first experience of driving a real tractor had to be perfect.
One day, Trevor was flicking through one of his favourite publications, Powertrain Quarterly, when there was a knock at the door. Trevor answered, and it was his friend and fellow tractor enthusiast, Jeff.
Trevor welcomed Jeff in, and over tea and crumpets served on tractor-themed crockery, they discussed the merits of aluminium drawbars and front-end loaders. Eventually Trevor pressed Jeff to explain the reason for his visit.
“Well” said Jeff, “As I’m sure you know the convention comes to town later”.
The convention. Trevor had been thinking of little else the past three weeks. The neighbouring town annually threw a convention for farmers, particularly farmyard machinery. There would be combine harvesters, lawnmowers, and of course, tractors.
“Yes of course” replied Trevor
... keep reading on reddit ➡The wall has never been anything but supportive.
A Wall-nut. From my 8 year old son tonight. I am so proud.
All they did was force us to remove the old paint from the walls.
Step 1: build a huge water restricting wall Step 2: call it the "i don't give a"
...but apparently they bolt those things to the wall.
The clone slammed me into a wall and lifted me by the neck. What could I do? I’d been hoisted by my own Picard.
Because he keeps breaking the fourth wall
He was installing something on the wall and needed me to tell him if it was even. “Come here gnarcolepsy_, I need your eyeballs.” “Sorry, I’m using them right now.”
Helping my daughter with her remote-learning geometry schoolwork.
"Ok dad, imagine you are in a room with a ceiling and four walls. How many planes intersect the floor?"
"Well if that room was is in the Twin Towers, two."
She said, "I hate it. It's driving me up the wall."
He said he hates it, it’s driving him up the wall
but now i can’t open the door because it faces the wall.
Now I can’t open it, as the door faces the wall.
He said, “It’s driving me up the wall.”
He said, “I hate it. It’s driving me up the wall.”
Now I can’t open the oven, as the door faces the wall.
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