Statistics say that R2-D2 is the most vulgar movie character ever.

They beeped out everything he said!

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📅︎ May 11 2019
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So my friend asked me "What is R2-D2 short for?"

My response was "probably because the actor is a midget".

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👤︎ u/tlowson1
📅︎ Oct 18 2015
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R2-D2

Wife: Sweetie, it's so sad!

Husband: What's that?

Wife: Kenny Baker died, the guy who played R2-D2!

Husband: That wasn't a real robot??

Wife fumed for several seconds before husband burst out laughing.

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👤︎ u/Fudgebert
📅︎ Aug 14 2016
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C-3PO: Dad-Cyborg relations

After his head was detached from the body of a droid by R2-D2 during the Jedi-droid battle on Geonosis:

"This is such a drag"

"I am quite beside myself"

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