R2 Leeloo.
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Statistics say that R2-D2 is the most vulgar movie character ever.

They beeped out everything he said!

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📅︎ May 11 2019
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So my friend asked me "What is R2-D2 short for?"

My response was "probably because the actor is a midget".

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👤︎ u/tlowson1
📅︎ Oct 18 2015
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R2-D2

Wife: Sweetie, it's so sad!

Husband: What's that?

Wife: Kenny Baker died, the guy who played R2-D2!

Husband: That wasn't a real robot??

Wife fumed for several seconds before husband burst out laughing.

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👤︎ u/Fudgebert
📅︎ Aug 14 2016
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Star wars joke

Driving back from a cub scout hike with my kid, who's in the front seat for the first time and wanting really bad to be my wookie co-pilot.

Me: hey, it's more like you're my astromech.

Kid: no I'm not!

Me: R2!?!!

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👤︎ u/boter2099
📅︎ Sep 26 2020
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What do you call a droid that takes the long way around?

R2 detour

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👤︎ u/Goldygold2
📅︎ Sep 02 2020
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What do you call a Droid with a poor sense of direction?

R2-Detour.

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📅︎ Apr 01 2019
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What do you call it when a droid passes gas?

An R2-D Toot

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📅︎ Feb 19 2019
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What do you call a droid that controls traffic?

R2-Detour

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👤︎ u/i_iz_smrt
📅︎ Apr 19 2017
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Why did C-3PO get lost?

He went on an R2-Dtour.

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📅︎ Nov 24 2017
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Need help coming up with a Pun

I'm not sure where else to post this but I hope this is the right place.

A close girl friend of mine is a fine artist that specializes in greeting cards with funny/cute puns/lines on the front and since I am moving away in December I wanted to create a Christmas or Thank You card one for her. Some examples are Bonne Fett (with a picture of Boba Fett holding balloons, and You R2 Cute (with a picture of R2D2 and a heart). Essentially she does a lot of cultural references that can be put onto a greeting card.

The two things she loves in this world are Egg McMuffins and Chinese Coconut buns. Could I get some help coming up with a Christmas/Thank you Puns using one of those ideas I can put on a card?

Thanks so much!

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👤︎ u/g0th1k4
📅︎ Nov 07 2016
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C-3PO: Dad-Cyborg relations

After his head was detached from the body of a droid by R2-D2 during the Jedi-droid battle on Geonosis:

"This is such a drag"

"I am quite beside myself"

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📅︎ Dec 29 2015
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What do you call a droid that takes the long way around?

R2 detour.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Nov 07 2019
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What do you call a droid that takes the long way around?

R2 detour.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Nov 07 2019
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What do you call a droid that takes the long way around?

R2 detour.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Nov 03 2019
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What do you call a droid that takes the long way around?

R2 detour.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Oct 30 2019
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What do you call a droid that take the long way around?

R2-Detour

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