WALL E (soundtrack) Puns

For those who don't know, WALL-E is an animation movie which was created by Disney and Pixar. WALL-E is a lonely robot who cleans up the waste-covered Earth. Humanity who live in a massive ship in outer space send a robot named EVE into the Earth long time after the abandonment of it to ascertain if any life still remains there. WALL-E who encounters with EVE falls in love with her, and follows her into outer space, then stowaways in the flagship. And, the story begins. The best side of the animation is we can easily and sincerely getting involved to their emotions and love despite that there isn't any dialoge between them. My another favorite thing about the animation is the soundtrack. "Define Dancing" is especially my favorite track. WALL-E and EVE romantically and harmonically glide, float, and swirl in the space. I don't know why but, I get goosebumps and very emotional whenever I listen to this masterpiece.

I said what I said. People wax lyrical about Lion King but Wall-E never gets talked about and has much more profound meaning, more compelling characters, and overall a better storyline. And also tiny cute robot.

EVE is there to scout for life. The roach is one of the first things she sees. Why doesn't she take it as a sign of life? Why only plant count?

The roach must've been eating something.

Me and my friends wanted to watch a movie together and we chose one from our childhood: Wall-E. I was just a little kid when I first watched it (I think I was 8 or something like that) and I still remembered something, but since I was in fact very young, I had an innocent mindset. I'm 17 now and I found myself thinking not only about the meaning of the movie, but also about our world.

Wall-E has a very few dialogues and we mostly hear single words or weird sounds, but the images alone are able to communicate everything to us. The ambience, the gestures, the expressions... all these together are just perfect. Let's take Wall-E and Eve as an example. They're just robots, they only say what they've been programmed for or what they've learned, and they don't even have faces, but their feelings and their thoughts are portrayed perfectly. We don't need any words to understand their relationship, which in my opinion is even more realistic than the human ones in some other movies or shows. We could even see the other robots' feelings, for example in the scene where Eve is trying to fix Wall-E and the giant guys just stand there without moving, like they want to partecipate to that sad and frustrating moment. Another amazing detail I noticed is in the space ship, where we can see the pictures of all the commanders: the more the picture is recent, the more the commander in it is fat and the pilot robot gets closer and closer. This means that the comforts of the space ship and the robots had taken over humanity and that people were slowly forgetting about Earth, their old home. In the end, the commander saw the little plant and he realized that what they were doing wasn't really making them happy. "I don't want to survive, I want to LIVE", he said.

Now, talking about the real world... What we see in this movie may seem pure fantasy, but it's not. Our mother is slowly dying and if we don't fix all the damages we caused, there will be no future. It's not worth it to colonize Mars when we can't even take care of our native planet, and spending the rest of our lives in space is not the solution. We have to stay and do our best to make Earth great again.

I know I’m grasping at straws here even though there are only like 4-5 straws in the cup. But here me out. What we know so far (or at least very popular theories) is that:

1. Teyvat literally means “Ark”
2. The “Sky is fake” (in what way? We ain’t sure yet)
3. The “Sustainer is dying but the Creator has yet to come”
4. The Travelers’ wings look like Fire Moth symbol and their author is nicknamed K.K (supposedly one of the flame chasers outside of Kevin Kaslana from HI3’a PE era).

So I was reading Buddhism for fun since the Honkai Beasts used to fuse with the Flame Chasers are named after some Buddhist Gods. And guess what? The Honkai beast Brahma that was used to fuse with K.K literally means “The Creator”! Ain’t that a dead giveaway at this point?

So I think how the plot will go down is that:

1. In HI3’s era, K.K was the director of project Ark - a giant ass spaceship with very habitable indoor space.

2. The ship eventually settled in somewhere far far away from earth, and life started to develop on it with the Sustainer being the highest Overseer.

3. After the battle with HoTE, K.K (assuming that he was still alive at this point) secretly sent out a last message to Ark claiming that “Earth is beyond fucked! Don’t come back!” and severed all communications from that point forward to prevent the Honkai from discovering Ark. So yeah the “Creator” won’t ever come cause he’s dead lol.

4. 5000 years ago, the Mantises that just woke up from their sleep tried to contact Ark but to no avail, so they sent the Travelers on a mission to find the lost Ark.

5. Modern time: The Travelers finally found Teyvat, but they don’t know it’s actually Ark yet since they are that dumb.

6. The Travelers eventually realize that this is Ark and this “Teyvat” they are spending their vacation on is a 100% man-made world where the sky is a giant 360 degrees AMOLED TV that can somehow rain. Oh and the Sun, the Moon and Celestia in the sky are just paintings (or digital pixels).

7. They confront and try to reason the Sustainer about bringing Ark back to Earth, or at least re-establishes contact with Earth.

8. Sustainer says no, proceeds to replay K.K’s last message still fully convinced that Earth is still fucked.

9. Travelers say “no ur wrong! Earth is cool now!”

10. They fight

11. The Travelers win because the plot demands so

12. The Travelers then take control of the Ark and head dive everyone back to Earth, or at least reopens communication with Earth.

13. The End