Roses are red, Violets are blue,
Don't confuse KY, with Gorilla Glue.
Roses are Red, Violets Are Red...
...I set your garden on fire.
Roses are gray, violets are gray
I'm colorblind, heck
Roses are dead, Violets are dead...
I’m shit at gardening.
The hardware store just told me they didn’t have any intermediate paint colors between green and violet.
That was out of the blue.
Roses are green, Violets are green, Everything's green
I think my TV is broken
Roses are red, that much is true, violets are purple...
Not fucking blue!
Roses are red violets are blue...
I can make only bad dad jokes unlike you.
Roses are red, violets are blue
You're welcome for the gardening facts
I saw a lizard with angry red skin. It then turned orange! Then it turned yellow. Then green. Then blue. Then indigo, until it finally became a relaxing shade of violet.
Calmer, calmer, calmer, calmer, calmer chameleon.
What do you call a convicted violet offender?
A perp hole.
Roses are read, violets are blew
God damn autocorrect! Barney Magoo
Daisy, Rose, Violet, Lily, I want you to all go get some sleep
Roses are red, violets are blue
I've got to sneeze. Ah-ah-ah-choo!
Roses are red, violets are blue
I'm very observant.
Roses are red. Violets are blue
Just an observation.
Roses are red. Violets are read. The grass is red.
My garden burns
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have no pun and so do you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have multiple personalities
And so do I
