My wife finally bought a ventilator yesterday because of the heat..

She’s a really big fan!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WalterBere
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2020
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Ventilation manufacturer for my school called β€œXpelair”
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πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2020
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What happened to the kid who got sucked into the ventilation system?

He was abDUCTed!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/frydadplus
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2019
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What do you call a gorilla stuck in a ventilation shaft

A Duct-ape. Hahaha any dads laugh in approval?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ultmtweemanfrsh
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2019
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I got AC in my ventilation exam.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2018
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I was called out to clear a ventilation blockage. Vents were labelled A-Z. Most of them were blocked, but in any E vent things worked out OK.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/peteplusplus
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2018
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A ventilation system failed during the cleaning process in an industrial coffee roster at work today...

Everyone was sent to the lunch room until the production area was clear of smoke. I told a colleague on the way out that today everyone gets a smoke break!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mostly_Aquitted
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2017
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My dad at the hospital (after having a vasectomy)

my dad had these tubes in his nose, with oxygen when he woke up, and the nurse was around doing medical stuff..

Dad: Is these tubes necessary? can I take them out?

Nurse: I can try turning them off?

nurse is turning the medical ventilator off ...

My dad grasps for air

Nurse jumps in shock turning the ventilator on again and turns to look at my stupid father laughing

Nurse: "YOU ARE AN ASSHOLE, DON'T EVER DO THAT AGAIN!"

My dad was pretty woozy at the time and still he made the practical joke of the year

Haha! ahh I love that old bastard..

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mons388
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2013
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Dad joked my friend on Skype by video call.

I was talking to a friend on Skype; at one point, I realised that I had to go to the bathroom.

"I'll be right back, I have to pee," I said.

"All right sure," she replied.

When I left, I put my laptop on the floor, the screen facing upwards, so as to avoid the ventilator being drowned by my duvet.

When I returned, I realised the webcam was pointing toward the ceiling, and I asked her:

"Did you find my ceiling interesting?"'

"Nah, I was looking at something else,"

And then, I saw my chance. It was glorious. Like golden wings borne on scarlet sunlight had brought me to Enlightenment, and I instantly replied with what is perhaps my greatest feat of pun yet:

"You know, that really hurts my ceilings."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Exterrobang
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2014
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Making pancakes in our new kitchen

"Don't use the max setting on the stove ventilator." "Why not?" "The pancakes get stuck in the filter."

You can tell he's proud.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Berengal
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2014
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