Can anyone suggest more vegetable puns?
Vegetable puns are great!
This guy always makes vegetable puns, i wonder what's tomato with him
My kids and I are in search of some fresh vegetables puns.
I have a really good vegetable pun
I’d tell you but I’m worried you’d think it’s too corny
I'm looking for some vegetable puns
if you think of any lettuce know
Bad vegetable puns don’t produce laughter.
It’s a rotten experience.
You're about half as likely to die from a vegetable pun
Plz halp, I need as many vegetable puns as possible ASAP, the epic vegetable pun battle of the century is now being waged and I am quickly running out of ammo while the enemy shows no signs of retreat
Reflecting on Prince Philip death, I was chatting with the Mrs and I said, I know I’m getting a little older, but I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug.
She got up, unplugged my laptop and threw out my beer….
EDIT: Thanks for the kind awards... My first ever! ❤️
My friend Jack claims he can communicate with vegetables.
What do you get if you cross a dog with a vegetable?
The all vegetable circus came to town yesterday.
I hear their clown act is corny.
We don’t have any vegetable jokes on this Subreddit yet...
So if you do, lettuce know.
What was the name of the vegetable that lived under the sea?
I prefer eating my vegetables in silence.
I just want some peas and quiet.
Does every sentence need to include a vegetable?
What do you call a vegetable that's only kind of cool?
What does a pastor use when bugs get into his vegetable garden during the benediction?
The produce person at my grocery store said I should try this vegetable, “It’s out of this world ... radical!” he exclaimed.
In truth, it was just rad-ish.
Why is picking vegetables a good job?
It comes with a great celery
How do composers prepare vegetables?
What's a caveman's favorite vegetable?
What do you call a tyrannical root vegetable
Which vegetable tells us how old a taxi is?
Eating more fresh vegetables makes you an expert pooper. It's right in the name.
what do you call disgusting vegetables?
What's a metalheads favorite vegetable?
I've started investing in stocks: beef, chicken and vegetable
One day, I hope to be a bouillonaire!
What is the highest ranking vegetable?
Corn, it's made up entirely of colonels.
We all have that one vegan friend.... I said to mine,"Do you have to mention vegetables every time you open your mouth?"
She said, "Not neccecelery."
Why did the drummer play with vegetables?
He needed some fresh beets . . .
Did you hear about the priest who invented a vegetable-based fragrance?
I started reading this great book about the relationship between military battles and green vegetables.
It’s called War and Peas.
What’s Dr Dre’s favourite vegetable?
What is the deadliest vegetable at the North Pole?
My friend Jack says he can communicate with vegetables.
Does every sentence need to include a vegetable?
My friend Jack claims that he can communicate with vegetables.
What do you call a vegetable that's left of center?
My friend Jack claims he can communicate with vegetables.
I’ve started investing in stocks: beef, chicken, and vegetable.
One day I hope to be a bouillonaire.
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