Can anyone suggest more vegetable puns?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kurmudgeonly
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2021
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Vegetable puns are great!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ggfchl
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2020
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Vegetable Puns Needed
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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Pyramid76
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2019
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This guy always makes vegetable puns, i wonder what's tomato with him
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πŸ‘€︎ u/afieif
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2020
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My kids and I are in search of some fresh vegetables puns.

Lettuce know.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Designed_To
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2019
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I have a really good vegetable pun

I’d tell you but I’m worried you’d think it’s too corny

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MidwestProduct
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2019
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I'm looking for some vegetable puns

if you think of any lettuce know

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πŸ‘€︎ u/princess_chloe_
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2018
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Bad vegetable puns don’t produce laughter.

It’s a rotten experience.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chexmp
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2019
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You're about half as likely to die from a vegetable pun

as you artichoke.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notaleclively
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2018
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Plz halp, I need as many vegetable puns as possible ASAP, the epic vegetable pun battle of the century is now being waged and I am quickly running out of ammo while the enemy shows no signs of retreat
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πŸ‘€︎ u/GoofyGoober1999
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2018
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Reflecting on Prince Philip death, I was chatting with the Mrs and I said, I know I’m getting a little older, but I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug.

She got up, unplugged my laptop and threw out my beer….

EDIT: Thanks for the kind awards... My first ever! ❀️

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My friend Jack claims he can communicate with vegetables.

Jack and the beans talk!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Texgymratdad
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2021
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What do you get if you cross a dog with a vegetable?

Collie-flour!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Strange_An0maly
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2021
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The all vegetable circus came to town yesterday.

I hear their clown act is corny.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Titanium_Panda
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2021
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We don’t have any vegetable jokes on this Subreddit yet...

So if you do, lettuce know.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thedudenamedjay
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2021
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What was the name of the vegetable that lived under the sea?

C. Cucumber

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Echo_The_God
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2021
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I prefer eating my vegetables in silence.

I just want some peas and quiet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2021
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Does every sentence need to include a vegetable?

Not neccescelery.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2021
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What do you call a vegetable that's only kind of cool?

Radish

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SpacemanSpliff47
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2021
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What does a pastor use when bugs get into his vegetable garden during the benediction?

Lettuce spray

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SlickHeadSinger
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2021
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I can't cook vegetables

I've made peas with that

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Forgotten_Orokin
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2021
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The produce person at my grocery store said I should try this vegetable, β€œIt’s out of this world ... radical!” he exclaimed.

In truth, it was just rad-ish.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WCBrann
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2021
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Cooking
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bitchyswiftie
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2021
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Why is picking vegetables a good job?

It comes with a great celery

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LastLeave8770
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2021
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How do composers prepare vegetables?

With a Chopin board

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SQRL15
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2021
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What's a caveman's favorite vegetable?

Aroogaboogula.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iMakeCrap
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2021
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What do you call a tyrannical root vegetable

A dic-tater

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jmtr515
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2021
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Which vegetable tells us how old a taxi is?

Cabbage.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iknowthisischeesy
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2021
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Eating more fresh vegetables makes you an expert pooper. It's right in the name.

Pro deuce

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoeFas
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2021
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what do you call disgusting vegetables?

grosseries!!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/okkb00mer
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2021
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What's a metalheads favorite vegetable?

Korn

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sandstar115
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2021
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I've started investing in stocks: beef, chicken and vegetable

One day, I hope to be a bouillonaire!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Degtyrev
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2020
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What is the highest ranking vegetable?

Corn, it's made up entirely of colonels.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crayoncer
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2021
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We all have that one vegan friend.... I said to mine,"Do you have to mention vegetables every time you open your mouth?"

She said, "Not neccecelery."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
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Why did the drummer play with vegetables?

He needed some fresh beets . . .

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πŸ‘€︎ u/photoman901
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2021
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Did you hear about the priest who invented a vegetable-based fragrance?

Lettuce Spray.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theRiverknows86
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I started reading this great book about the relationship between military battles and green vegetables.

It’s called War and Peas.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Calm_Fan_381
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What’s Dr Dre’s favourite vegetable?

Beets

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πŸ‘€︎ u/calumlikescameras
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2021
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What is the deadliest vegetable at the North Pole?

An Arctichoke...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FallenGoalie
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2020
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My friend Jack says he can communicate with vegetables.

Jack and the beans talk.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DoomRulz
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2021
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Does every sentence need to include a vegetable?

Not necesscelery!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BeersForSmarch
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2021
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My friend Jack claims that he can communicate with vegetables.

Jack and the beans talk.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sw33tcheeks427
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2021
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What do you call a vegetable that's left of center?

Radish

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theatahhh
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2021
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My friend Jack claims he can communicate with vegetables.

Jack and the beans talk.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2021
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I’ve started investing in stocks: beef, chicken, and vegetable.

One day I hope to be a bouillonaire.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Judge-Bredd
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