I knew this girl named Val Yu...
She worked at Walmart, it was great.
So, someone posted something on /r/movies about Val Kilmer being rushed to hospital recently with a throat tumor.....
.....and I posted "Is it Valignant?".....which was then followed by the most downvotes I've ever had the pleasure of experiencing. Lesson learned: keep my puns to this subreddit only!
My dad just answered the phone to my mums friend Val who he barely knows and I heard the conversation....
Val: Hi Ray, it's Val here.
Ray: Hi Val here it's Ray!
Val: Erm oh (pause) is Mary there please?
Ray: Yes Val here, I will just pass you over to her.
Seriously I hate my dad sometimes. At what age does it become acceptable for your humour to deteriorate to this?
What happens to funny vikings when they die?
They go to Val-haha
What do you call Batman when he skips church?
Christian Bale.
There once lived a knight who was the strongest around. Legend says he ran circles around any who challenged him. His name:
Sir Cumference
British pun (you may have to google a couple of names).
If you invited Tess Daly, Sebastian Coe, Val Kilmer and Hugh Grant to dinner, and mad them cook, would you have a Tess Coe Val Hugh meal?
