Vals Puns

She worked at Walmart, it was great.

.....and I posted "Is it Valignant?".....which was then followed by the most downvotes I've ever had the pleasure of experiencing. Lesson learned: keep my puns to this subreddit only!

Val: Hi Ray, it's Val here.

Ray: Hi Val here it's Ray!

Val: Erm oh (pause) is Mary there please?

Ray: Yes Val here, I will just pass you over to her.

Seriously I hate my dad sometimes. At what age does it become acceptable for your humour to deteriorate to this?

Christian Bale.

Sir Cumference

If you invited Tess Daly, Sebastian Coe, Val Kilmer and Hugh Grant to dinner, and mad them cook, would you have a Tess Coe Val Hugh meal?