My eating utensils were forged from Valerian steel, so don't mess with me or I'll fork you up.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/GerryAttric
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2019
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Overheard my dad after Game Of Thrones finale...

I am in the kitchen and can hear my dad talking in the next room to my mom. Then I hear this attempt at a joke that came off very daddish. He said " well I don't think ill ever get my hands on valyrian steel, but I have plenty of valerian root". I still laughed

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