I am not a dad. I am a daughter. For longer than I can remember, I have called my dad at "too early" times in the morning, woke him up, and told him a joke. This was a daily occurrence. Hence how I found this sub.
My dad died on Monday. You guys helped me wake him up with laughter so many times and I got to hear him laugh every day. Thank you r/dadjokes.
Edit: spelling
Wow I really did not expect so many people to see this post or to take the time to comment and reach out to me. Thank you all so much for your thoughts and kind words. It really means a lot. This is a great community and I'm so glad to have found it. As a mom to two beautiful little jokesters, I will absolutely continue pestering them with daily jokes and keep the tradition and the laughter alive.
For those asking, his favorite jokes were the really long ones that took forever to tell and had bad/ the best punchlines. The one that immediately sticks out was posted here either Sunday or Monday and was the last one I got to tell him. I will see if I can find it and figure out how to link. It was about a farmer who really loved tractors.
Thank you to the kind redditors who found it for me.
https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/slwg7y/bit_of_a_story_to_this_one_but_well_worth_the_read/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
No wait, she's back. She just went out to bring me a cake.
are you an iWitness?
I said that’s not nececelery true.
I'm constantly worried about my vowel movement.
Credit to u/DasMotorsheep
A pool table.
Hee/Hee
Text it "we need to talk" while it's at work without elaborating.
Credit - u/thecelticwarrior94 (/r/slowcooking/comments/t10h2l/comment/hydkgzy)
My dad asked, "so you like both men and women?"
I responded with, "yeah, but I'm not seeing anyone right now"
He said, "so you must be on stand-bi"
It said ‘parking fine’ so that was nice. . . .
Credit u/itshimstarwarrior
My thoughts are with his family.
Apparently the livestock weren’t getting a well rounded diet.
He was a bit of a monster.
Credit: u/HugoZHackenbush2, here.
I searched for lighters but ti only came up whith 14,852 matches
People with skin cancer died for the tan, martyrs die for a just cos.
Source: https://old.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/r9fbnm/comment/hnbimya/?utm_source=reddit&utm_medium=web2x&context=3
In medieval times, people were named Lance a lot
Because they had a fight and 2021
Because communication is key
Edit: it's from here, so please give the op credit
Me: "But you already own her home."
Dad: -turning to daughter- "If you don't sleep with him, I will."
Credit to u/psybermonkey15
I said “No sun”
They lied, everyone else had their clothes on
They're calling it an express-o.
- Thanks to sourceshrek for inspiring this joke with his own: https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/qqf7i0/a_girl_i_once_dated_was_an_italian_pastry_chef/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
Toot-in-common.
I was recently at my brothers house and went into the bathroom and found this post and came out of the bathroom to my brother, his roommate and my gf (who is very tired of my antics) all sitting silently while he is playing a video game and the other two are scrolling. I recite the joke with a healthy pause before the punchline and my brother pauses his game and gets up from the couch to smoke a cigarette while I’m laughing hysterically. I then get up from the couch and follow him saying “No wait, get it, because…” and it was the hardest I’ve laughed in a very long time
That’s not a good sign.
I told him this says everything you need to know and should help you.
... so they can beat the crowds!
Edit: Wow, this is now my second highest upvoted post ever, and it's not even my own joke! Totally should have credited the video I saw this in: https://www.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/comments/h8btkp/protester_has_a_joke_for_the_police_officers/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
Thanks for the laughs and great comment threads, Reddit :)
Edit: Winner:- https://www.reddit.com/r/puns/comments/knrrk1/rpuns_best_of_2020_nomination_thread/ghx6xyy
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All the best!!
Because they are filled with spirit!
Credit: https://www.reddit.com/r/Christianity/comments/pe5mo6/why_do_alcoholics_sing_gospel_songs_and_quote/hav070l?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3
To beat the crowd.
Edit: All credit goes to u/AleoMoorea, who posted it here.
Apparently the livestock weren’t getting enough square meals.
Kid: Hey Dad, I have kidneys. You're a dad, so you have dadneys.
Source: https://www.reddit.com/r/WhitePeopleTwitter/comments/ps7j04/prodigy/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
