Used Cars Puns

After I bought a challenger I learned they can be a bit dodgy.

Now that I’m an adult, I realize it was just a ferry tale.

I call it Carpool Tunnel

It is only driven from time to time

There has to be a better way to do it, coz I’m only getting 10% off

I chose Linkin Park - "I'M ABOUT TO BRAKE!"

A carpet.

>!but now they have no Sol!<

Now I’m an extractor fan

Bill Ding

Best name for a used car dealer that doesn't have titles for his cars? Bill O. Sale

Those were Goodyears.

BP....

Inflation

Now I can only play for Def Leopard.

I forgot how to brake the ICE.

Couldn’t hear how much it was, transmission was bad

The pity maneuver.

he had a prerecorded bark. He was so lazy, he used to chase parked cars. The only thing he could do well was play dead. In fact, he was so good at playing dead I buried him three times.

Khaki

"That driver must be poor because they can not afford a roof for their car!"

Or was it not 2B?

The interior is good, but it drives funny.

I'm a son without a father... I lost him a few days ago to a heart attack and I just... can't stop crying

We both used to check out this sub daily for amazing dad jokes and laugh at them together... We'd try to form our own stupid stuff

I used to wake up for college early in the morning I'd cook some breakfast for him get ready and before leaving I'd wake him up and tell him a stupid dad joke... I'd want to see him start his day with a smile

I just want to thank you all in this sub for giving me and my dad happiness your jokes made us laugh at our worst times

Out of habit I keep getting up to go to his room with a dad joke... Only to see it empty

I'm never gonna get to mess around with my dad again... I'm never going to hang out with him again he's not going to be there to see me grow up and buy a house of my own ... He's not going to see me buy a car of own ... He's not going to see me get married... He's gone forever and I will never get to start my day with a smile again from a silly dad joke with him

He wasn't the greatest dad but he certainly was the best I could ever ask for ... I will miss you dad

Thank you r/dadjokes to all the amazing dads here and their funny and stupid jokes

Edit : thank you so much dad's for your overwhelming support I love you guys and I just want to take a moment to thank all the people here who shared their experiences as well of having lost a parent... Your story inspires me to continue forward with the torch

Also I'm seeing quite a few comments saying the post is not funny and that they came for a laugh... I'm truly sorry about that, I just really wanted to honor my dad in this sub since we spent so much time together here scrolling for jokes and I needed the push from you dads to get back on my feet

I'm never going to be the same that's for sure knowing a peice of me has been lost forever... The void will never be filled in my heart But your support is just what I needed, once again thank you dads I love you

Edit 2: thank you so much dads for your overwhelming support I know I haven't been able to respond to all the dms and messages here but I've been reading them all and it's just made me smile in the worst Thank you dads you guys are the best

Only been getting 25% off.

You know how Elon Musk is building those tubes under Los Angeles and San Francisco so people can get to work in their teslas faster than regular roads? Well there’s a problem … the cars go so fast that the passengers are terrified. Whole cars full of commuters arrive at their destination so cramped up from grabbing their seats or steering wheel in terror that they can’t even use their hands to type…

People are getting carpool tunnel syndrome.

It's terrible.

Every now and then it falls apart.

Those were the Good Years.

Fjord Fiesta

BUT, when I tried to drive it, it wooden go.

Credit : u/johnnycrosshatch

.. it was a GoodYear.

It seemed like a good Fit.

Because they’re Mad-at-gas-cars

They decided to call it, Voltswagon.

And Manchego fast

It runs on upvolts.

So I figure a pick up truck should cover both bases

The trailer just dropped.

His response was, "Because they only make left turns"

The facts are mind blowing.

Your mileage may vary

Inflation.

Those were the Good Years.

Those were the Good Years.