Upstand Puns

A list of puns related to "Upstand"

I know a guy who works in foundation repair

I just don't think it's right that he calls himself a professional shoplifter.

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👤︎ u/qaddosh
📅︎ Oct 12 2022
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Did you hear how Peg Leg Pete did on his pirate exam?

He passed with flying colors.

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👤︎ u/GravyLongboat
📅︎ Nov 13 2022
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Did you hear about the man fell off the edge of the Grand Canyon? Do you know how long he fell?

The rest of his life.

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👤︎ u/Coleslawholywar
📅︎ Nov 01 2022
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I got accepted into Harvard Law school

Dad said, 'son, there are judgers and there are jokers. And I didn't bust my ass for you to throwaway your talent at some crummy law school. So put on those clown shoes and make me proud!'

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👤︎ u/mossyboy4
📅︎ Sep 16 2022
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What do you call a jokester that never sits down?

A stand up comedian

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👤︎ u/No_Reception91
📅︎ May 02 2022
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