What do you call a direct uprising of cows?
Udder rebellion
The roosters and hens were staging an uprising...
They called it a chicken coup
Have you heard of the dairy farm uprising?
It’s utterly amoosing... sorry for MILKING it.
Was told by a friend he was considering getting chickens...
I told him living with chickens is a lot to coop with
true story
The Bread Makers met in secret to plan their hostile takeover.
It was gluteny!
A War of Birds
Due to a difference in a pinion, a flock of doves attempted to stage an immediate coo by just winging it. So it wasn't surprising that, after creating an add-hawk unit (which many in the bird community considered fowl play), the eagles' military was just too strong and talonted, and the fledgling, emutional uprising subsequently took a tern for the worst.
