I own a kennel. Apparently, its conditions were so unsanitary that the UN had to get involved. When I came back from vacation, I asked my associate where all my animals had gone.
He replied "WHO let the dogs out."
"Who?"
"WHO"
"Who???"
"WHO"
I'll show myself out.
Girlfriend was getting over being sick...
GF: I don't wanna keep feeling this poopy
Me: Hey, please don't touch any poop, it's unsanitary.
She actually laughed!
