Ciudad.
For real tho. Donate your organs. It saved my dads life 😁
Her name was Himcules
It was a place of higher learning.
....I said to myself, "This changes everything."
Gravy.
That Jerry doesn’t Fall Well.
I’m sure Dr. Robert did it pro Bono, though.
A day-glo baa.
But I was talked out of it.
I didn't understand the gravity of the situation.
Edit: thanks for the awards, kind strangers!
Gamora: "I am going to die surrounded by the biggest idiots in the galaxy."
A nein out of Penn
He said, “Sorry. There is no Time.”
Tell him a bench has wet paint on it, and he has to touch it to be sure.
Unfortunately, I had to drop out. I just didn't have the patients.
They could only produce a Solo child.
To get a koalafication
I guess I should really get around to starting it.
I guess if you get vaccinated you won’t be headed to the ICU.
"Is it because I'm so beautiful?" she asked
"NO, It's because you're constantly expanding."
I Am Grout
Because it was all parallel parking!
...always came from Earth ?
“Bison”
Do they become Smarties.
Man, De Lorain
But as anyone that has worked the night shift knows it can be a long and boring affair. No great threats to defend against. So this knight decided to improve himself, night after night he would bring books to read while he stood guard. Learning languages, math, philosophy. The smarter he gets the more he realizes that he will likely leave the world and be forgotten. In his depression he turns to music, learning instrument after instrument, style after style. Using his knowledge of math to create beautiful patterns and moving songs. He learns that it is they rhythm more than anything that draws people to a song and sets his nights to finding the rhythm that will be universally loved. Now, hundreds of years after his death, people the world over still remember Sir Cadian's Rhythm.
And man, it changes everything.
Unfortunately, it's the one we live in.
She’s my univ-ursula 🪐✨
I told him beggars can’t be Hoosiers.
this changes everything
I'm really a meat and potatoes kind of guy.
It's not easy getting 360 degrees!
Because it's inhothpitable.
There was once a boy. He was the son of the richest man in the universe. Mark Zuckerberg, Bill Gates, he dwarfed them all. He was a multi-trillionaire. Now, it was this boy's birthday. His father asked him,
"My son. I am the richest man in the universe. I could buy you anything you want for your birthday. A store full of lego, all the video games in the world, anything. What would you like?"
His son replied.
"Oh father. It would make me the happiest boy in the world if you could get me one pink ping pong ball."
His father was rather confused by this request. Out of all the things he could've chosen, his son chose a ping pong ball. Nonetheless, he agreed and gave him a pink ping pong ball. His son was overjoyed and spoke to him.
"My father, you have made me the happiest boy in the world. May I go up to my room and play with my pink ping pong ball?"
"Okay son, go ahead."
The boy then went up to his room and played with his pink ping pong ball. When his father went in the next morning to check on him, the boy was sleeping in his bed and the pink ping pong ball was nowhere to be found.
On the boy's next birthday, his father asked him again.
"My son. I am the richest man in the universe. I could buy you anything you want for your birthday. What would you like?"
His son replied.
"Oh father. It would make me the happiest boy in the world if you could get me one box full of pink ping pong balls."
His father was again, confused by this. Still, he bought a cardboard box and filled it with ping pong balls. He gave it to his son, who said.
"My father, you have made me the happiest boy in the world. May I go up to my room and play with my pink ping pong balls?"
The father nodded, and the son went up to his room to play. The next morning when his father went to check, the boy was sleeping peacefully and there were no pink ping pong balls in sight. Just the empty cardboard box in the middle of the room.
On the boy's next birthday, his father asked him again.
"My son. I am the richest man in the universe. I could buy you anything you want for your birthday. What would you like?"
"Oh father. It would make me the happiest boy in the world if you could get me one truck full of ping pong balls."
Now, by this point, the father was extremely confused. Why did the boy want so many pink ping pong balls and where were they going? He asked.
"My son. You are the most precious thing in the world to me and I can certainly get you this, but may I ask, why do you want
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It changed everything
You still have Gravy
Gravy.
