Currently in the process of uniting a kingdom
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AyalaST
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2020
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What's the difference between the United States and United Kingdom

One word

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ALizardKing
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2020
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News channels when Boris Johnson visits the Queen of the United Kingdom...

Queen receives BJ

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dubaidadjokes
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2019
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WWE decided to stop John Cena pay-per-view events in the United Kingdom.

Because when John Cena visits UK, EU can't see him.

Ba dum tss

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thebadconsultant
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2016
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Prince Harry and Meghan Markle were down on their luck.

They took one of their prized possessionsβ€”The Star of The Empire, one of the worlds largest diamondsβ€”to a famous yet discreet pawn shop outside of Las Vegas to ask for a loan.

The pawnbroker said "So I talked to my buddy who is an expert in diamonds to get his opinion. I can give you $200,000 for it."

Prince Harry said "You must be joking, I had this appraised at nearly 2 million pounds! Don't you know who I am, I'm a prince! My mother is Queen of The United Kingdom, Elizabeth II!!"

The pawnbroker said "$200k, take it or leave it. When you wish to pawn a star, makes no difference who you are..."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoshWithaQ
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2021
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Dad joked by friend's girlfriend

I recently returned from the United Kingdom and was telling my friend about my souvenirs when his girlfriend walks up. Me: I still have a few pounds. Friend's girlfriend: Yeah, I can see that.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AlecBaldwinner
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2014
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