A list of puns related to "Unevenly"
Because they can’t count.
the odds were against me
Because there’s more on one side
It's a vicious cycle.
It just struck me as odd.
Looked to my wife and said, "That's odd."
I just can't stand it.
I told my wife "That sign must be wrong. There are still 4 lanes."
He was Sir Plus.
I comment to my wife: that's odd.
Wife: (groan)
Me: at least it's accurate, there are three lanes.
Wife: please stop.
Me: right now I can't. It's dangerous with these odd lanes.
Dad: You'd better get them all cut or else it'll look uneven
My issue is that I rushed the “i” and the “t” and the bottoms are uneven so they won’t stay upright
I can’t stand it
My dad's an insurance lawyer and loves telling me about the whacky incidents he comes across in his dealings. His favourite story is the case involving a woman who fell getting into an uneven elevator. In discovery, he began questioning the elevator manufacturer by saying: "So, how's the elevator business? Up and down?"
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