Native American Airlines...
... have a patchy safety record.
Is it that obvious?
I found my feather headdress but it's getting worn out: I have a patchy Apache crown
Uncle jokes deserve love too
Uncle: Hey nice summer beard!
Me:(having patchy facial hair) a summer beard?
Uncle: (pointing to the hairs on my face) Yea, some'r here and some'r there.
Just a tiny sample of my dad's awesome wit
Last week, my grandmother got minor surgery on her eye. When my dad saw her come out with the dressing over her eye he nudged me and said 'Look! Nana got an ipad!'.
He then went up to her and says,'How'd the surgery go Patsy? Or is it Patchy now?'.
I totally laughed my ass off!
