Uncommonly Puns

But in mediaeval times people were called lance a lot

I told her that in medieval days, people were named Lance a lot.

It's known as mourning wood

Arthur: Unite?

Lancelot: Yes I am.

Toot-uncommon.

That’s why the most famous Pharaoh was named Toot-uncommon.

Toot-uncommon

They named him Toot-Uncommon.

Because his name is homophonous with "toot uncommon".

He bought his coffee and paid with a £10 note and got his change which included a new £5 note which is plastic and still fairly uncommon. The woman serving said:

"This is the first time I've seen these, see cause it's plastic do you think you could leave it in your pocket and wash it and it would be ok?"

"You can't do that, it's illegal."

"How's it illegal?"

"It's money laundering" he said with a sly grin.

A toot uncommon.

Someone posted saying:

>My surname is actually quite uncommon.

Naturally, I replied saying:

>Nice to meet you Mr./Ms. actually quite uncommon.

Sauce

We were driving to Minnesota for vacation and as we are passing through Iowa, I see a wind farm (they are very uncommon where im from). I say "look, guys! A wind farm!" To which my mom replies almost immediately "I wonder if they start them off as seeds or sprouts." Kinda caught us all off guard!

An elderly woman is pushing a cart up the middle of the road in downtown San Francisco (not uncommon). The driver carefully, but easily, avoids her. I comment she's really staked a claim to the road. He replied "she's grandmothered in."

Long story short, the conversation got to the point where my mom said, "No, I've never heard my boss fart."

My dad replies with, "Well if you did, it'd be a Toot Uncommon."

But in medieval times people were called Lance a lot.