I bring my TV remote into every sports bar I go to so I can change the channel to whatever I want.

It’s a real game changer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/struggling-here
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2021
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My wife was changing through channels on TV. She asked me if I skip, too.

I said, β€œNo, running is faster.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tippedframe
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2020
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The weatherman for our local TV channel broke both his arms and his legs in a car accident.

He is calling in from the hospital with his four casts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2020
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The actor that played Luke on the Disney channel original TV show β€œJessie” died the day after Friday

So Saturday’s really are for the Boyce

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ohmy_cod
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2019
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Struggled to change the tv channel today because I couldn’t find the control

It was in a remote location

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πŸ‘€︎ u/whattajosh
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2019
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Multiple races were scheduled on the same channel on TV.

A marathon of marathons.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gojira04YT
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2019
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Do you know about the TV channel where they dissolve celebrities and musicians in acid?

It's called PH1.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Suppiluliuma_2
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2017
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What tv channel does a Nazi hate most

The English Channel

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theeasyjakeoven
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2017
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Was looking through the TV channels with my dad...

And he sees the film "Gladiator" with Russell Crowe is on and he looks at me and goes "Gladiator!! And so was she!!!" Hahahaha I just about fucking died.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/danielsucksvagin
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2014
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This Sacramento comedy show is basically a pun-themed rap battle

A few years ago, we started a show that I quite frankly never thought would work.

Nearly four years later, including two sold out appearances at San Francisco Sketchfest and a local TV featurette, our show "Capitol PUNishment" is now streaming on Twitch Friday night at 8:30pm PST.

I hope it's ok to post this in here. If not, feel free to remove with no hard feelings. Just encouraging pun lovers to check out what is best described as "a fast-paced, in-the-moment spectacle that combines everything you love about gameshows, rap-battles, and "dad" jokes, into a unique and hilarious competitive format."

Our channel is twitch.tv/capitolpuns
Here's a little video to help paint the picture: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2RE9PgmfXo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/capitolpuns
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2020
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And then the fight started…

My wife sat down next to me as I was flipping channels.

She asked, "What's on TV?"

I said, "Dust."

And then the fight started...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/professorf
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2020
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I also got dadjoked by my son this week. Twice. He's 12.

1st - "Hey dad, how come nobody can come up with a good, stable news channel on tv?"

"What do you mean?"

"Every one you watch say their news is breaking!"


2nd - We were having dinner and my 15 year old mentioned that something or other 'really sucked!'

The 12 year old responded with "not really, that doesn't really suck, you know what does?"

... silence

"A vacuum cleaner, that really sucks!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FerretFarm
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2015
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Just another TV night with dad

Watching Bounce (a tv channel similar to BET) with my dad. I hand the remote to my dad because I'm going up to my room. Dad: what, you don't want to watch the black movie that's about to come on? Me: dad, it's The Hulk Dad: So? It's still about a person of color

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πŸ‘€︎ u/keyboardcomrade
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2014
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My wife threw something at me for this one

Let me set the seen.

We are watching tv a channel in the UK called True Entertainment.

From the TV "Up next on True Entertainment, 'Amnesia part 2'"

I turn to my wife and ask "what was part one about I forgot"

My wife shrugged and said "I don't...." followed by a groan

She then asks if she can change the channel or do I want to watch Amnesia.

I respond with "change it I will just forget what the show is about"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrBeanpod
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2014
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My dad's brilliant macabre one liner

So my dad was talking to an acquaintance of ours, who is a landlord. My dad's acquaintance said he went in to check on one of his tenants and found him dead in his Lay-Z-Boy watching TV, remote still in hand and T.V still running. My dad's response on hearing this bit of news "Welp, I bet he wasn't watching the Life Channel"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/deutschbag17
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2014
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Sitting at the train station bar right now...

And the bartender asks these two old guys, across from me, "Is it okay if I change this TV right now?" (Meaning she was changing the channel)

The one says, "Yeah! Is the new one gonna be a 62 or 70 inch?"

Dad joking strangers? Especially when I'm drunk? All my yes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ohrubytuesday
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2014
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Dad joked my friend last night

We were watching tv at his house and wanted to change the channel, but we couldn't find the remote for the cable box. The only remote we found was for the tv, which was on a table.

Conversation went:

Friend: "Anyone know where the cable remote is?"

Other friend: "No. There should be one remote that does everything. We have too many remotes."

Me: "Well, right now we only have one many remotes."

Everyone in the room starts shaking their heads.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JanitorOfSanDiego
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2014
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