What is your favorite conversation between Bob and an inanimate object? Mine is turkey baster.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/surreal_wheel
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What do you guys think of this for getting rid of runoff? I'm growing in coco and hope this will end having to use a turkey baster over and over...and over.
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So...how do IBLP wives normally deal with their husband's incarceration? Saved sperm and a turkey baster?

The belief is wives are to be baby factories, no? And Anna has made it pretty clear she's staying married to Pest. For people familiar with IBLP, what you realistically think she's going do as far as pregnancy and all that now?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Queenhotsnakes
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2021
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Time to hide your garage turkey baster.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JuneBuggington
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Bought this because my turkey baster is a pain. Is stainless steel okay?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/scarlet5877
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2021
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people telling her to use a turkey baster are literal idiots

"Turkey baster" method isn't done with an actual baster it's done with a fuckin syringe with a long tube that reaches to your cervix 🀑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Organic_Quail2229
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Turkey basters are great for measuring and mixing nutes. Better living everyone!!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/GrimeySloth
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2021
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Aerating Tank With Turkey Baster?

I'm brand new to owning sea monkeys, and mine have only hatched about a day ago. I've heard a turkey baster is a good way to aerate the tank but I'm not exactly sure how to properly do so? I'm terrified of accidentally sucking the tiny babies up and killing them, so any advice is appreciated!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thanestiddywindow
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I noticed these little white things in my Axolotls tank. They move, which has led me to believe they are some kind of worm. I extracted as many as I could with a turkey baster, but they hold on pretty good to the glass. Can anyone help me. (are they good / bad and how to get rid of them if they are)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nonamereallyworks
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Fist time using opk/ need help with timing- turkey baster method.

Hi everyone! My husband and I are trying the turkey baster method. He has ED/ Delayed ejaculation so PIV sex doesn't really happen to completion. I am a little confused about my test results. I used the clear blue fertility monitor sticks. According to them I peaked yesterday morning. I also used cheap opk strips. They had a slightly different reading. My highest reading was yesterday at 3pm. My husband and I were going to try the turkey baster method last night but There was almost no ejaculate to use. There was not even enough to fill the syringe. I did what I could.

My husband is acting like sex is a chore so I'm even wondering if I should trying again tonight. My last reading about an hour ago with the opk came low... Does it drop that fast after ovulation? Thanks!

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I blasted this dying gsp with a turkey baster and it revealed these pores which im guessing is where polyps normally reside, so I assume it is dead. There was one spot that looked like it might still be alive so I trimmed off al the dead parts and left that in
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AszneeHitMe
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2021
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I just cleaned his tank and I constantly have to suck out poop and excess food with a turkey baster. How do you guys with the sand bottom and such keep yours so clean and clear?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ASingleBladeofAss
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2021
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Turkey baster method

Is there anyone on this sub who got pregnant using the β€˜turkey baster’ method? If so, would you be willing to share the details? what did you use? How often? How long of a time was there between the specimen entering the cup and the so-called β€˜basting’? I’m 10 months and 2 miscarriages into TTC, and I think I’m order to alleviate some of the stress this is causing our relationship, we need to think outside the box.. quite literally. I’m just worried that I’ll ruin my shot by trying and doing it wrong.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bertmom
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2021
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Not sure if this is the right sub.4 sale or heady trades.(Barely used) 24k gold plated turkey basters with multiple 69k diamond inlays. They served my 3rd eye well over the years.I've since caught my eagle,I no longer need them.These puppies are seasond like a good cast iron skillet.#RectalBasteGang
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turkey baster

i just wanna get this off my chest, bear with me please

i cant get over the parts of the show with kev sleeping with veronicas mom... so much was wrong with that and i know its shameless, but even coming from a world like the one in shameless i can’t believe anyone would do this. i couldn’t find it plausible and they didn’t even get to keep the kid.

they seriously couldn’t have even seemed remotely appalled by their choices? like v has a healthcare background and up until that moment she seems to understand the importance of a lot of healthcare procedures and policies. and a half sister daughter?

and then her mom started doing it on purpose? i thought they needed a psych evaluation

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πŸ‘€︎ u/prvse
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2021
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I once stuck my dick in a Turkey Baster. v.redd.it/hk68p2o7maq71
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Omandaco
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2021
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Turkey Baster Method

Hi, all! In an attempt to try everything under the sun to conceive, I’d like to attempt this Turkey baster method. I do have questions, though, if you’ve gone down this route - what are the β€œno-no’s”? I was reading that performing oral on my hubs to get him close to completion likely wouldn’t be beneficial as it could contaminate the sample. I can’t seem to find more info on the β€œdon’ts” If anyone could provide more insight, that would be great. Thank you!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Omgiaaa
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2021
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Turkey baster and a cat that is mildly confused v.redd.it/n81yb8qz5ic71
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hopspeed
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2021
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Turn to the sacred turkey baster. imgur.com/8hDnMrq
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This is not an ear-worm. For me, this is a β€œmakes me want to inject hot tar into one ear with a turkey baster and shove a psychotic, rabid, hasn’t eaten in a week wolverine” in the other. youtu.be/j4l9u2yQITo
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πŸ‘€︎ u/G_D_Ironside
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2021
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I thought these were turkey basters at first. They're scissors. And they're $105.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/GaffersB
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Is a turkey baster brake fluid drain at master cylinder a waste of time?

I have a buddy who sucks as much brake fluid as he can every six months on his Civic. His theory is that over time all the fluid will be changed.

I don't think the fluid in the lines are impacted at all by only draining the master cyl.

Who's right?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SteveTheBluesman
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I found a Platy fry the other day and manged to get it isolated .... Turkey baster FTW reddit.com/gallery/qz6u95
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Panzram1891
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Norman Nordstrom (Don’t Breathe) gets out the turkey baster in Death Battle
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kraken626
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Turkey baster

I've been looking at ways to prevent dripping from bottles and decanters. Various tools and methods exist, but they all seem to have various faults or may not work for all bottles and decanters. I use speed pourers with full length caps for most of my bottles, but I have some bottles with non-standard mouth sizes. I also have some particularly expensive bottles (some of which I've moved into decanters) that I don't really want to use a speed pourer with. This got me thinking - why not use a turkey baster?

This is a legitimate question. They're long, narrow enough to fit down the neck of virtually all bottles, are often made of glass, and are quite cheap. They even have volume measurements on the side of them. It would seem to me that they're perfect for the job.

Obviously you wouldn't want to go between bottles without washing it out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LoganJFisher
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Turkey Baster doesn't fit - Cyb's ATB Hybrid tek
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cyn8_
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How to get mycorrhizae to roots - something like a turkey baster?

Recently planted a 3-4 year old American Elm.

I'd like to get some mycorrhizae down to the roots, which probably haven't spread very deep yet.

Is there a tool made for the purpose of injecting liquid nutrients into the ground near tree roots? Something like a longer, thinner turkey baster or like a caulking gun with a 2-foot nozzle?

I could probably rig up something, like drill holes into a thin pvc pipe which I'd push into the soil and then force the liquid into.

Does anyone know if there's a tool for this, or do you have a better idea of how to get this to the roots?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stooftheoof
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2021
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RHONY Season 12: After the Turkey Baster Comment, All Bets Were Off

In seasons past, I have adored Dorinda. She was, and still kind of is, one of my favorites (not just on RHONY, but in the RH universe in general). But her behavior this season was beyond "bad" - it was disturbing. Her turkey baster comment towards Tinsley was so vile that it literally made my stomach turn. That kind of comment would've been despicable had it been directed towards anyone, but when it was directed towards Tinsley, who is harmless and typically really sweet, all bets were off for me. I think I'm done-done with Dorinda. She needs help. Like Kim Richards-level help.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Diet_Victreebel
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Steve-O is the one and only hot sauce company owner who has promoted his hot sauce by both putting it in his eyeball and shooting it up his asshole with a turkey baster
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πŸ‘€︎ u/thedumbasskid69
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Radiator cap a little loose does that mean anything bad?Also I noticed some coolant on the cap that had sand like stuff on it as you could see and feel that Itwas kind of rough but obviously it’s not sand. Idk how else to explain it but I wanted to use a turkey baster to check it tho I can’t find it v.redd.it/zlf3s6cy3dm71
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Can I use a turkey baster or ziploc bag for macarons?

I wanted to make macarons, and the recipe I am following says to use a piping bag to pipe them into a circle shape. Can I use a turkey baster or a ziploc bag (by cutting off the tip) instead?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Breezie295
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2021
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You know you are a TDI owner when you have a turkey baster in your maintenance tool kit πŸ˜‚
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Coolrunning39
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2021
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Suicide by turkey baster: Who else loves this classic? v.redd.it/9gdstx3a3q971
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πŸ‘€︎ u/maj-lax
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Turkey basters are a good solution for getting excess water out of drainage pools.

If there's excess water in the drainage tray, or (especially) if you've got your planter pot inside a solid aesthetic storage pot β€” you can grab a turkey baster and a mixing bowl and squidge up the excess water.

:) :)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/slowitdownplease
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2021
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Just so yall know, homemade stakes can be easily made by covering a turkey baster, minus the squeezey top part, in wood grain duct tape!
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Glass turkey baster & "frequently bought together" things on amazon

I had to get a glass turkey baster because sometimes the turkey juice is too much for a 10ml pipette. Saw this on amazon:

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0000VLPSU/ref=cm_sw_r_em_apan_glt_fabc_K6HR3V70FDZC0RTYYV9A

Look at the "frequently bought together" section....glass turkey baster, VM&P Naptha and Sodium Hyroxide. Thats pretty funny. I'm sure theres someone out there like "why do all these people need paint stripper and lye to cook a turkey?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mutex77
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2021
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My Blast tube made from a glass turkey baster. Works perfectly and then tip is the perfect size.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/XCerealKLLrx420
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2021
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[TOMT][MOVIE][2010+] Horror/thriller where an older actor that looks like fat Matt Damon kidnaps a rich girl that killed his daughter in a drunk driving incident, keeps her tied up in his basement then he tries to get her pregnant with a turkey baster.

I think it was a good movie, all my friends thing this description is insane.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChemicalMurdoc
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2021
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I took 24 milligrams of edibles and found out I’m a turkey baster baby

So my brothers and I just moved out of my moms house. Me and my twin brother bought it about 4 months ago and my mom calls me almost every day.

I have the house to myself this weekend and Decide I’m gonna take 3 squares of a chocolate bar edible I have hiding in my safe. midnight and start scanning Netflix. Then at 1 am I get a phone call from her asking if can send her some pictures I took today and ask how to use Snapchat... again.

Im already feeling edibles kicking in and next thing I know we’re chatting for about half an hour because she’s telling me all kinds of stories about distant relatives I don’t know and such. Then she starts her story about how me and my twin brother were conceived. She said after she had my older sister it was hard to get pregnant again so she was trying different ways of, in her words β€œgetting impregnated”. She said she decided to try artificial insemination. While she’s telling me all this I start getting really high.

She goes on To describe in great detail how they decided to have some eggs removed and tested and how my dad busted a nut in a test tube and they spun it Around and then basically β€œturkey bastered” it into her. I honestly don’t remember what most of what she said was cause I was so lost thinking about my dad busting me into a cup, and how I am a 23 year old created by medical science.

tldr: I took 24 milligrams of edible marijuana and my mom called me an hour later and said that me and my twin brother were artificially Inseminated.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/badgerwalrus23
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What competes with glass turkey baster?
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