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The belief is wives are to be baby factories, no? And Anna has made it pretty clear she's staying married to Pest. For people familiar with IBLP, what you realistically think she's going do as far as pregnancy and all that now?
"Turkey baster" method isn't done with an actual baster it's done with a fuckin syringe with a long tube that reaches to your cervix π€‘
I'm brand new to owning sea monkeys, and mine have only hatched about a day ago. I've heard a turkey baster is a good way to aerate the tank but I'm not exactly sure how to properly do so? I'm terrified of accidentally sucking the tiny babies up and killing them, so any advice is appreciated!
Hi everyone! My husband and I are trying the turkey baster method. He has ED/ Delayed ejaculation so PIV sex doesn't really happen to completion. I am a little confused about my test results. I used the clear blue fertility monitor sticks. According to them I peaked yesterday morning. I also used cheap opk strips. They had a slightly different reading. My highest reading was yesterday at 3pm. My husband and I were going to try the turkey baster method last night but There was almost no ejaculate to use. There was not even enough to fill the syringe. I did what I could.
My husband is acting like sex is a chore so I'm even wondering if I should trying again tonight. My last reading about an hour ago with the opk came low... Does it drop that fast after ovulation? Thanks!
Is there anyone on this sub who got pregnant using the βturkey basterβ method? If so, would you be willing to share the details? what did you use? How often? How long of a time was there between the specimen entering the cup and the so-called βbastingβ? Iβm 10 months and 2 miscarriages into TTC, and I think Iβm order to alleviate some of the stress this is causing our relationship, we need to think outside the box.. quite literally. Iβm just worried that Iβll ruin my shot by trying and doing it wrong.
i just wanna get this off my chest, bear with me please
i cant get over the parts of the show with kev sleeping with veronicas mom... so much was wrong with that and i know its shameless, but even coming from a world like the one in shameless i canβt believe anyone would do this. i couldnβt find it plausible and they didnβt even get to keep the kid.
they seriously couldnβt have even seemed remotely appalled by their choices? like v has a healthcare background and up until that moment she seems to understand the importance of a lot of healthcare procedures and policies. and a half sister daughter?
and then her mom started doing it on purpose? i thought they needed a psych evaluation
Hi, all! In an attempt to try everything under the sun to conceive, Iβd like to attempt this Turkey baster method. I do have questions, though, if youβve gone down this route - what are the βno-noβsβ? I was reading that performing oral on my hubs to get him close to completion likely wouldnβt be beneficial as it could contaminate the sample. I canβt seem to find more info on the βdonβtsβ If anyone could provide more insight, that would be great. Thank you!
I have a buddy who sucks as much brake fluid as he can every six months on his Civic. His theory is that over time all the fluid will be changed.
I don't think the fluid in the lines are impacted at all by only draining the master cyl.
Who's right?
I've been looking at ways to prevent dripping from bottles and decanters. Various tools and methods exist, but they all seem to have various faults or may not work for all bottles and decanters. I use speed pourers with full length caps for most of my bottles, but I have some bottles with non-standard mouth sizes. I also have some particularly expensive bottles (some of which I've moved into decanters) that I don't really want to use a speed pourer with. This got me thinking - why not use a turkey baster?
This is a legitimate question. They're long, narrow enough to fit down the neck of virtually all bottles, are often made of glass, and are quite cheap. They even have volume measurements on the side of them. It would seem to me that they're perfect for the job.
Obviously you wouldn't want to go between bottles without washing it out.
Recently planted a 3-4 year old American Elm.
I'd like to get some mycorrhizae down to the roots, which probably haven't spread very deep yet.
Is there a tool made for the purpose of injecting liquid nutrients into the ground near tree roots? Something like a longer, thinner turkey baster or like a caulking gun with a 2-foot nozzle?
I could probably rig up something, like drill holes into a thin pvc pipe which I'd push into the soil and then force the liquid into.
Does anyone know if there's a tool for this, or do you have a better idea of how to get this to the roots?
In seasons past, I have adored Dorinda. She was, and still kind of is, one of my favorites (not just on RHONY, but in the RH universe in general). But her behavior this season was beyond "bad" - it was disturbing. Her turkey baster comment towards Tinsley was so vile that it literally made my stomach turn. That kind of comment would've been despicable had it been directed towards anyone, but when it was directed towards Tinsley, who is harmless and typically really sweet, all bets were off for me. I think I'm done-done with Dorinda. She needs help. Like Kim Richards-level help.
I wanted to make macarons, and the recipe I am following says to use a piping bag to pipe them into a circle shape. Can I use a turkey baster or a ziploc bag (by cutting off the tip) instead?
If there's excess water in the drainage tray, or (especially) if you've got your planter pot inside a solid aesthetic storage pot β you can grab a turkey baster and a mixing bowl and squidge up the excess water.
:) :)
I had to get a glass turkey baster because sometimes the turkey juice is too much for a 10ml pipette. Saw this on amazon:
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0000VLPSU/ref=cm_sw_r_em_apan_glt_fabc_K6HR3V70FDZC0RTYYV9A
Look at the "frequently bought together" section....glass turkey baster, VM&P Naptha and Sodium Hyroxide. Thats pretty funny. I'm sure theres someone out there like "why do all these people need paint stripper and lye to cook a turkey?"
I think it was a good movie, all my friends thing this description is insane.
So my brothers and I just moved out of my moms house. Me and my twin brother bought it about 4 months ago and my mom calls me almost every day.
I have the house to myself this weekend and Decide Iβm gonna take 3 squares of a chocolate bar edible I have hiding in my safe. midnight and start scanning Netflix. Then at 1 am I get a phone call from her asking if can send her some pictures I took today and ask how to use Snapchat... again.
Im already feeling edibles kicking in and next thing I know weβre chatting for about half an hour because sheβs telling me all kinds of stories about distant relatives I donβt know and such. Then she starts her story about how me and my twin brother were conceived. She said after she had my older sister it was hard to get pregnant again so she was trying different ways of, in her words βgetting impregnatedβ. She said she decided to try artificial insemination. While sheβs telling me all this I start getting really high.
She goes on To describe in great detail how they decided to have some eggs removed and tested and how my dad busted a nut in a test tube and they spun it Around and then basically βturkey basteredβ it into her. I honestly donβt remember what most of what she said was cause I was so lost thinking about my dad busting me into a cup, and how I am a 23 year old created by medical science.
tldr: I took 24 milligrams of edible marijuana and my mom called me an hour later and said that me and my twin brother were artificially Inseminated.
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