Someone broke into my house last night and stole my limbo trophy

How low can you go?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lolyfe-dc
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2020
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a trophy
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AppropriateTomato
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2020
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What do you call a participation trophy in astronomy?

A constellation prize.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lazy-aubergine
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2020
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What trophy does rain, snow, and hail always win?

Precipitation awards.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TreyLastname
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2020
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When my grandma died, I had her cremated and put her ashes in a trophy that said "World's Best Grandma."

She urned it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JaxxisR
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2019
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I went big game hunting, but I couldn't bring all my trophies home.

The airline only permitted one piece of carrion.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MadCash
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2020
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What do you call a blind hunting trophy?

No eye-deer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pdxp2b
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2019
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Why aren't bodybuilders satisfied with super trophies?

They want to achieve hypertrophy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mihaaal2481
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2019
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My friends and family came together and bought me a β€œmost average guy” trophy.

It’s a mean award.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/QuietSquid8
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2019
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Why does the trophy look like a cat's butt?

It's a catastrophe

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rumoffu
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2019
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My doctor told me I could get a trophy from being on crutches

but all I got were smaller, weaker leg muscles.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bobatea
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2019
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Why do dentists have so many trophies?

Because they got rid of the plaques.

(This one popped into my head getting into the shower. Crap, it’s early.)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BillfredL
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2019
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Did you hear about the deer trophy who became president?

Turns out he was just a figurehead

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drmeep04
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2019
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Trophy Husband
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πŸ‘€︎ u/davepongw
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2018
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I never understood why muscles get a trophy...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sozialabfall
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2019
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I just won the World Attic Championship as I received my prize, I held my trophy a loft.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mattasaurusrrex
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2019
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Find this man give him a trophy
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MKatson
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2018
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If a trophy wife sits around long enough she’ll eventually atrophy
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shaolii
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2019
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What do you call a competition that gives out dead cats as trophies?

A catastrophe (cat-as-trophy).

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FallenIntoAshes
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2016
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I won the slim waist trophy

Glad I got that one under my belt.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2018
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I was left devasted today after finding out my house had been robbed. They even took my Limbo trophy!!

How low can you go!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bunit5
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2018
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When I was given the shadow-boxing trophy..

...I beat the air.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2018
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Participation trophies

Apparently some kids just took down another confederate monument. Guess this is proof that millennials really do hate participation trophies

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πŸ‘€︎ u/altermycarbon
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2018
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A Smash bros trophy description imgur.com/a/YzOR3
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrissaoussama
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2017
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In a couple of days a champion lost many of his trophies...

...turned out that he suffered from atrophy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pungunner98
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2018
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What do you call it when a prisoners wins a trophy in his cell?

A-ward

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πŸ‘€︎ u/D3adM3m3s
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2017
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A friend of mine has a trophy wife.

But it's for 2nd place.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LinkSonFire
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2018
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Spotted on the listing of reddit trophies
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jakeable
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2015
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Where does Meryl Streep keep her trophies?

I don't know, I'll Oscar.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DidlyDeePotato
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2015
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Where is the first place Cloud Computing will take the Preakness trophy?

Back to his neigh-borhood!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ghoti00
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2017
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When I worked as a vet we had an annual competition to find the cat with the dirtiest butt and the winner would get a trophy. This competition wasn't too successful...

In fact, it was a cat-ass-trophy!

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I have this nurse shark trophy with Chicago Bulls horns.

I call it the Bull-shark. My bro told me I should take the tags off the horns, I told him, "Nah, leave 'em on, I want people to know he's fresh." True Story.

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My cat shit on my trophy case.

I guess we can call it a cat-ass-trophy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ShadyDude995
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2014
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Someone broke into my house last night and stole my limbo trophy. How low can you go?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2019
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Someone broke into my house last night and stole my limbo trophy. How low can you go?
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Someone broke into my house last night and stole my limbo trophy.

How low can you go?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quint_Cordewener
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2019
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Someone broke into my house and stole my limbo trophy...

How low can you go??

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What do you call a former trophy wife?

Atrophy wife.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/msoc
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2015
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