Someone broke into my house last night and stole my limbo trophy
What do you call a participation trophy in astronomy?
What trophy does rain, snow, and hail always win?
When my grandma died, I had her cremated and put her ashes in a trophy that said "World's Best Grandma."
I went big game hunting, but I couldn't bring all my trophies home.
The airline only permitted one piece of carrion.
What do you call a blind hunting trophy?
Why aren't bodybuilders satisfied with super trophies?
They want to achieve hypertrophy.
My friends and family came together and bought me a “most average guy” trophy.
Why does the trophy look like a cat's butt?
My doctor told me I could get a trophy from being on crutches
but all I got were smaller, weaker leg muscles.
Why do dentists have so many trophies?
Because they got rid of the plaques.
(This one popped into my head getting into the shower. Crap, it’s early.)
Did you hear about the deer trophy who became president?
Turns out he was just a figurehead
I never understood why muscles get a trophy...
I just won the World Attic Championship as I received my prize, I held my trophy a loft.
Find this man give him a trophy
If a trophy wife sits around long enough she’ll eventually atrophy
What do you call a competition that gives out dead cats as trophies?
A catastrophe (cat-as-trophy).
I won the slim waist trophy
Glad I got that one under my belt.
I was left devasted today after finding out my house had been robbed. They even took my Limbo trophy!!
When I was given the shadow-boxing trophy..
Participation trophies
Apparently some kids just took down another confederate monument. Guess this is proof that millennials really do hate participation trophies
In a couple of days a champion lost many of his trophies...
...turned out that he suffered from atrophy
What do you call it when a prisoners wins a trophy in his cell?
A friend of mine has a trophy wife.
Spotted on the listing of reddit trophies
Where does Meryl Streep keep her trophies?
I don't know, I'll Oscar.
Where is the first place Cloud Computing will take the Preakness trophy?
Back to his neigh-borhood!
When I worked as a vet we had an annual competition to find the cat with the dirtiest butt and the winner would get a trophy. This competition wasn't too successful...
In fact, it was a cat-ass-trophy!
I have this nurse shark trophy with Chicago Bulls horns.
I call it the Bull-shark. My bro told me I should take the tags off the horns, I told him, "Nah, leave 'em on, I want people to know he's fresh."
True Story.
My cat shit on my trophy case.
I guess we can call it a cat-ass-trophy
Someone broke into my house last night and stole my limbo trophy. How low can you go?
Someone broke into my house last night and stole my limbo trophy. How low can you go?
Someone broke into my house last night and stole my limbo trophy.
Someone broke into my house and stole my limbo trophy...
What do you call a former trophy wife?
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