Someone broke into my house last night and stole my limbo trophy
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︎ Dec 02 2020
a trophy
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︎ Oct 12 2020
What do you call a participation trophy in astronomy?
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︎ May 09 2020
What trophy does rain, snow, and hail always win?
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︎ Feb 08 2020
When my grandma died, I had her cremated and put her ashes in a trophy that said "World's Best Grandma."
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︎ Jul 30 2019
I went big game hunting, but I couldn't bring all my trophies home.
The airline only permitted one piece of carrion.
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︎ Mar 02 2020
What do you call a blind hunting trophy?
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︎ Oct 14 2019
Why aren't bodybuilders satisfied with super trophies?
They want to achieve hypertrophy.
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︎ Oct 30 2019
My doctor told me I could get a trophy from being on crutches
but all I got were smaller, weaker leg muscles.
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︎ Jan 07 2019
My friends and family came together and bought me a βmost average guyβ trophy.
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︎ Sep 06 2019
Why does the trophy look like a cat's butt?
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︎ Oct 02 2019
Why do dentists have so many trophies?
Because they got rid of the plaques.
(This one popped into my head getting into the shower. Crap, itβs early.)
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︎ Mar 14 2019
Did you hear about the deer trophy who became president?
Turns out he was just a figurehead
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︎ Jul 20 2019
Trophy Husband
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︎ Oct 27 2018
I never understood why muscles get a trophy...
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︎ Mar 25 2019
I just won the World Attic Championship as I received my prize, I held my trophy a loft.
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︎ May 27 2019
Find this man give him a trophy
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︎ Jun 11 2018
If a trophy wife sits around long enough sheβll eventually atrophy
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︎ Feb 23 2019
What do you call a competition that gives out dead cats as trophies?
A catastrophe (cat-as-trophy).
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︎ Sep 05 2016
I won the slim waist trophy
Glad I got that one under my belt.
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︎ Sep 14 2018
When I was given the shadow-boxing trophy..
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︎ Oct 13 2018
I was left devasted today after finding out my house had been robbed. They even took my Limbo trophy!!
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︎ Aug 05 2018
Participation trophies
Apparently some kids just took down another confederate monument. Guess this is proof that millennials really do hate participation trophies
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︎ Sep 26 2018
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︎ Sep 07 2017
In a couple of days a champion lost many of his trophies...
...turned out that he suffered from atrophy
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︎ Sep 16 2018
What do you call it when a prisoners wins a trophy in his cell?
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︎ Aug 30 2017
A friend of mine has a trophy wife.
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︎ Feb 05 2018
Spotted on the listing of reddit trophies
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︎ Apr 11 2015
Where does Meryl Streep keep her trophies?
I don't know, I'll Oscar.
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︎ May 28 2015
Where is the first place Cloud Computing will take the Preakness trophy?
Back to his neigh-borhood!
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︎ May 20 2017
When I worked as a vet we had an annual competition to find the cat with the dirtiest butt and the winner would get a trophy. This competition wasn't too successful...
In fact, it was a cat-ass-trophy!
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︎ Feb 16 2017
I have this nurse shark trophy with Chicago Bulls horns.
I call it the Bull-shark. My bro told me I should take the tags off the horns, I told him, "Nah, leave 'em on, I want people to know he's fresh."
True Story.
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︎ May 09 2015
My cat shit on my trophy case.
I guess we can call it a cat-ass-trophy
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︎ Feb 27 2014
Someone broke into my house last night and stole my limbo trophy. How low can you go?
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︎ Oct 31 2019
Someone broke into my house last night and stole my limbo trophy. How low can you go?
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︎ Nov 08 2019
Someone broke into my house last night and stole my limbo trophy.
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︎ Jun 05 2019
Someone broke into my house and stole my limbo trophy...
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︎ May 27 2019
What do you call a former trophy wife?
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