Trivial Pursuit Puns

My wife got the question: "Which city is NOT located in Egypt - Cairo, Dakar, Rosetta?"

Wife: "Where is Dakar?"

Dad: "In the garage."

The question was something like: "What was the name of the soap opera that featured an episode about a woman who had breast cancer and had to get a mastectomy?"

His answer: "The Young and the Breastless"

Still a classic dad joke.

Playing Trivial Pursuit with my dad, best friend and a couple others when my dad asks my friend the question (paraphrasing here, was a long time ago), "What human organ is flexible, washable, and replaces itself continually?" The answer was skin but my friend got it wrong. Dad doesn't miss a beat and says, "It was probably the "washable" that threw you off."

It was a trivial pursuit.

It was a really trivial pursuit.

It was a real trivial pursuit

It's a Trivial Pursuit.

We were playing trivial pursuit when I was younger, and he gets a question.

"What does a Peacock mate with?"

He looks around the room, going a bit red..

"I dunno, it's beak?!!"