Well I am.
Put it in the microwave until its bill withers.
It was an automated phone system which said, "Press 1 for the money, 2 for the show…"
A recent text exchange with a friend:
Her: “Hey question”
Me: “Ugh like 10 years and you still don’t even know my name”
Her: “HAHAHAH omg dad”
It says press 1 for the money or 2 for the show.
and when Russell Mael heard of it he asked
"So, Nguyen, do I get to sing My Way?"
Then I saw her face - now I’m in Geneva.
They said to press 1 for the money or 2 for the show...
Edgar Allan Poe wrote on both.
"We'll be like the Allman Brothers, but we're nuts!"
I might have assthma, butt it could be type two diabooties. I hope these puns aren't bumming you out, they're just for the crack. I don't mean to be cheeky, although I might be scraping the bottom of the barrel. Butt some of them are easy to get behind
You don't have to be anal about it, its not like you're the butt of the joke. I mean anusthing is possible, I think I'm getting to the rear end of these puns now.
It's asstounding how long this is lasting. I mean I don't want to half-ass it. Okay, I'll leave out the back door, but its so dark out, I can even see the full moon!
Just kidding I'm back.... side. Okay okay I'll bring it to a robust end. It's all behind me now.
I read it from cover to cover.
From the Dad Jokes that are so bad they're actually good... fathers deserve to be celebrated.
This Father's Day tribute vid sums it up for me: https://youtu.be/xh3i8Sn0Z0k
Hope you enjoy as much as I did. Figured I'd share.
It says press 1 for the money or 2 for the show
