People don't believe me when I tell them I'm the lead singer in a Black Eyed Peas tribute band....

Well I am.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2020
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[Tribute to the singer/songwriter who passed away today] How do you turn a duck into a soul musician?

Put it in the microwave until its bill withers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Aaaaaidan
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2020
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I called to buy tickets for an Elvis tribute act…

It was an automated phone system which said, "Press 1 for the money, 2 for the show…"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2017
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A tribute to this sub’s top post of all time.

A recent text exchange with a friend:

Her: β€œHey question”

Me: β€œUgh like 10 years and you still don’t even know my name”

Her: β€œHAHAHAH omg dad”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/glowski
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2019
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Don't know if this is a scam but I just received a text saying I'd won $250 cash or 2 tickets to an Elvis tribute night.

It says press 1 for the money or 2 for the show.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/keithasaurus
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2018
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Our pumpkins this year were a tribute to a favorite fall food
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Taythomps1998
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2018
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Back in the nineties, the band Sparks had a Vietnamese booker who wanted them to play a Sinatra tribute show

and when Russell Mael heard of it he asked

"So, Nguyen, do I get to sing My Way?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Onechordbassist
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2019
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I was shocked the other day when I thought I heard my girlfriend say she wanted to go and see The Monkees tribute band in Switzerland.

Then I saw her face - now I’m in Geneva.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mightymudie
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2019
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I just took an unsolicited phone call telling me I’d won either Β£200 or 2 tickets to an Elvis tribute concert.

They said to press 1 for the money or 2 for the show...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gr00veh0lmes
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2018
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How is a raven like a writing desk? (Tribute to Lewis Carroll)

Edgar Allan Poe wrote on both.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thefizzynator
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2017
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My Dad wants him and I to start an Allman Brothers tribute band called the Almond Brothers.

"We'll be like the Allman Brothers, but we're nuts!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/My_Tallest
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2018
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A tribute to the glutes.

I might have assthma, butt it could be type two diabooties. I hope these puns aren't bumming you out, they're just for the crack. I don't mean to be cheeky, although I might be scraping the bottom of the barrel. Butt some of them are easy to get behind

You don't have to be anal about it, its not like you're the butt of the joke. I mean anusthing is possible, I think I'm getting to the rear end of these puns now.

It's asstounding how long this is lasting. I mean I don't want to half-ass it. Okay, I'll leave out the back door, but its so dark out, I can even see the full moon!

Just kidding I'm back.... side. Okay okay I'll bring it to a robust end. It's all behind me now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BelaLugosisGhost
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2017
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Just read a great book, 'The A to Z of Tribute Bands'

I read it from cover to cover.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/starryem
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2015
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Dads, this tribute video is for you... (all the jokes, laughs, arguments, & memories)

From the Dad Jokes that are so bad they're actually good... fathers deserve to be celebrated.

This Father's Day tribute vid sums it up for me: https://youtu.be/xh3i8Sn0Z0k

Hope you enjoy as much as I did. Figured I'd share.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drduzzi
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2017
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Don't know if this is a scam but I just received a text saying I'd won $250 cash or 2 tickets to an Elvis tribute night.

It says press 1 for the money or 2 for the show

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OwenJthomas89
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2019
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