I said βyouβre not Adam Ant!β, he said βyeah i am.β we argued all night, but he really was adamant.
Well I am.
Put it in the microwave until its bill withers.
It was an automated phone system which said, "Press 1 for the money, 2 for the showβ¦"
It says press 1 for the money or 2 for the show.
A recent text exchange with a friend:
Her: βHey questionβ
Me: βUgh like 10 years and you still donβt even know my nameβ
Her: βHAHAHAH omg dadβ
They said to press 1 for the money or 2 for the show...
Then I saw her face - now Iβm in Geneva.
and when Russell Mael heard of it he asked
"So, Nguyen, do I get to sing My Way?"
Edgar Allan Poe wrote on both.
"We'll be like the Allman Brothers, but we're nuts!"
I might have assthma, butt it could be type two diabooties. I hope these puns aren't bumming you out, they're just for the crack. I don't mean to be cheeky, although I might be scraping the bottom of the barrel. Butt some of them are easy to get behind
You don't have to be anal about it, its not like you're the butt of the joke. I mean anusthing is possible, I think I'm getting to the rear end of these puns now.
It's asstounding how long this is lasting. I mean I don't want to half-ass it. Okay, I'll leave out the back door, but its so dark out, I can even see the full moon!
Just kidding I'm back.... side. Okay okay I'll bring it to a robust end. It's all behind me now.
I read it from cover to cover.
From the Dad Jokes that are so bad they're actually good... fathers deserve to be celebrated.
This Father's Day tribute vid sums it up for me: https://youtu.be/xh3i8Sn0Z0k
Hope you enjoy as much as I did. Figured I'd share.
It says press 1 for the money or 2 for the show
