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Treading Water Puns

A list of puns related to "Treading Water"

4 men were sitting in a boat, about to smoke a pack of cigarettes, when they realized they did not have something to light their cigarettes with.

So, they threw one cigarette off their boat and the boat became one cigarette lighter

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👤︎ u/icemage27
📅︎ Jan 12 2023
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Dad struggles to tread water in the deep end

“I can’t stand it here!”

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👤︎ u/alexanderplam
📅︎ Jun 20 2019
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What do you call a fish with no eyes?

“Fsh”

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👤︎ u/DannyG9611
📅︎ Aug 03 2022
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My buddy was telling me a girl turned him down because he won't swim in the deep end of a pool

How shallow is that?!

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👤︎ u/Cnb3105
📅︎ Jun 25 2022
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