Good Water Puns

A list of puns related to "Good Water"

what's good for water in brain?

a tap on the head

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👤︎ u/MistrzKomedii657
📅︎ Dec 11 2022
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My next door neighbour and I became good friends, so we decided to share our water supply.

We got a long well.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Apr 30 2022
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What do you call a body of water that’s up to no good?

A pondzi scheme.

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👤︎ u/Unique2690
📅︎ Aug 17 2022
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What Catholics are good at waving flags, holding water for swimmers, and taking surveys?

Poles

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👤︎ u/Kablaaw
📅︎ Sep 28 2021
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My wife doesn't share my view that insulting a specific water bird is a good idea.

I think we're going to have to agree to diss a grebe.

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👤︎ u/incredibleinkpen
📅︎ Feb 22 2021
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People who take good care of their hair with just shampoo and water...

must love it unconditionally.

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👤︎ u/jitspoe
📅︎ Jul 14 2020
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Chemistry professor: Is it a good or bad thing that ice is less dense than (floats in) water?

Me: It wasn't good for the Titanic.

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👤︎ u/sarcasticpremed
📅︎ Mar 07 2021
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My wife decided today would be a good day for her water to break.

It's Labor Day.

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👤︎ u/bobskimo
📅︎ Sep 07 2020
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Water is quite good at math

Every drop counts.

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👤︎ u/_brainfart_
📅︎ Jan 23 2020
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I have a friend that’s really good at holding water.

We call him Adam.

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👤︎ u/dshum
📅︎ Sep 29 2019
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I could never be good at holes in the ground for water…

...I just don’t know how to leave well enough alone.

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👤︎ u/Kuhnaydeein
📅︎ Feb 16 2019
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So I guess there's this phenomenon where people can't tell the difference between good coffee and water infused with burnt plastic...

It's called the Dunning-Keurig effect.

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👤︎ u/OK_Compooper
📅︎ Jan 09 2017
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My next door neighbor and I are good friends, so we decided to share our water supply.

We got a long well.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Apr 21 2020
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My neighbour and I became good friends, so we decided to share our water supply.

We got a long well.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Jul 05 2021
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My neighbour and I became good friends, so we decided to share our water supply.

We got a long well.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Dec 14 2020
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My neighbor and I are good friends. So we thought we share our water supply.

We got a long well.

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👤︎ u/KoronaSenpai
📅︎ Mar 27 2020
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My neighbor and I are good friends. So we thought we share our water supply.

We got a long well.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Mar 28 2019
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My neighbor and I became good friends, so we decided to share our water supply.

We got a long well.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Jun 08 2019
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My neighbor and I became good friends, so we decided to share our water supply.

We got a long well.

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👤︎ u/Quint_Cordewener
📅︎ Jun 23 2019
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