A list of puns related to "Travelers"
I'm hoping to win, by Hook or by Crook.
A time traveler walks into a bar.
Ripple.
One says, “We’re saved! We can ask him for directions!” His friend, however, had a somber expression on his face.
“Doesn’t something seem off to you about this man?” he replies, gesturing to the figure lying prostrate on the road before them.
“What do you mean?” said the first, confusion splayed across his features.
“I mean we can’t trust a thing he says. He’s a pathological lier.”It took me thirty years to get here.
He went back four seconds
He lost his case
"Are you the friar?" he asked.
The brother replied "No. I'm the chip monk."
I travel one second in time every second
...isn't that book the hitchhiker's guide to the Galaxy?
Unite Yesterday.
Two time travelers walk into a bar
A time traveler walks into a bar.
Because he travels in time.
Two men from the future walk into a bar
A time traveler walks into a bar.
A time traveler walks into a bar.
A time traveler walks inside a bar.
Two time travelers walk into a bar and realize, "We're in a timeloop."
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