You have fallen into his trap
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πŸ‘€︎ u/HamadRajput
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2020
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What’s the best way to trap a polar bear?

First drill a hole in the ice and line it with green peas. When the polar bear comes to take a pea, kick him in the icehole!

(Told to me by my dad at dinner this evening)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/megsie72
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2021
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How do you trap a drum kit?

Use a snare

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Flazdude
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2020
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I just saw a couple guys in white face act like they were caught in a trap and can't walk out.

Suspicious mimes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FuriouslySentient
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2020
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What kind of lure do you use to trap popular people?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nimja_
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2020
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DO NOT spell the word "part" backwards. It's a trap.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/_asstronaut_
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2019
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What is the opposite of a β€œBooby Trap”?

Party boob

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πŸ“…︎ May 18 2020
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My new house has a lot of trap doors.

During my walkthrough it was a floor gone conclusion.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zedhead0628
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2020
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I wanted to know how to build big muscular shoulders. I tried asking a guy with big traps at the gym, but I still have no answer...

...every time I ask him, he just shrugs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mihaaal2481
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2020
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"Ho, ho, ho," the jolly bastard mused, unaware I'd been slinking in the shadows for days, ready to unleash my revenge. I'd memorized his patterns, followed his every move, and had set the perfect trap. Down the chimney, ensnared by my noose, and left hanging above the fireplace; I got what I wanted.

A Christmas stalking.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jeromocles
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2020
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A princess wants to choose her future husband. Her engineers create a maze full of deadly traps. After the struggle, four princes survive. The first three have both their hands cut off. The fourth one still has one hand left. Which one will she choose?

She will chose the fourth prince: he's the most hand-some.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/danielsoft1
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2020
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What do you call Kevin sealing the joints of a booby trap?

Macaulay Caulkin!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aitchnyu
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2019
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you have walked right into his trap!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/WALLLMARTTTT
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2019
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CAUTION: THIS POST IS A BLUE BEE TRAP!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/WoodyGoodman
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2019
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Mouse Trap
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πŸ‘€︎ u/100kUpvotesOrBust
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2018
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For a while Harry Houdini used trap doors in every act.

It was a stage he was going through.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoeFas
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2019
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My girlfriend recently bought some traps to help with our insect infestation but they haven’t been successful.

I had to let her know that we’ll need to find a different ANTS-er.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DreadedShred
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2019
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Wnat to know how to build an effective bear trap?

Go out in the woods and dig a large hole about 6 or 7 feet deep. Fill it with ashes and put peas around the outside of the it.

When a bear comes to take a pea, kick him in the ash hole.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KarmaChameleon306
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2019
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How do you trap a polar bear?
  1. Cut a large hole in some ice.
  2. Place some frozen peas around the hole.
  3. When the polar bear stops to take a pea, run up and kick him in the ice hole.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/NavGunz4512
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2018
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What do you call a room that's littered full of mouse traps and poison cheese?

Mouseschwitz...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GDRexRacer77
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2019
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You won't BELIEVE how the mouse got caught in the trap!

It was click bait.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NickSmaaaash
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2018
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It's a trap
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πŸ‘€︎ u/93bizzle
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2017
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Even in his last years, Grandad had a mind like a steel trap,

only one that had been left out so long it had rusted shut.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LordHorace98
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2017
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I tried listening to trap music, but it didn't capture my interest.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sentientdoors
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2017
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if you ever lose your bra, set a booby trap
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πŸ‘€︎ u/creepsforever
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2017
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I've heard that Chinese finger traps are very fashionable...

But they're hard to pull off.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Alomba87
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2017
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I nearly steppen on a trap door the other day

But I ain't falling for that

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πŸ‘€︎ u/B3tal
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2017
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I wonder how rats fall for rat traps

It's a cheesy setup

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πŸ‘€︎ u/itsroman98
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2016
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My girlfriend played right into my dadjoke trap

Gf: "know what's in theaters today?"

Me: "people"

Gf: "no, the x men"

Me: "well it must not be any good if there aren't people in the theaters"

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πŸ“…︎ May 27 2016
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What do you call libertarian booby traps?

Rand mines.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/necrotechnical
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2015
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Did you hear about the trap house that had a cocaine spill?

there were lines out the door

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πŸ‘€︎ u/queengemini
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2016
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Megatron is ambushed by an Autobot trap. Messages Starscream for backup but gets no response...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/GTA_Stuff
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2017
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I was getting a rabbit trap off the top shelf in my garage when it fell on my head.

It got caught in my hair.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/googie1
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2016
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I fell right into his trap

Dad: what's a pirate's favorite letter?

me: is it RRRRR?

Dad: You'd think it be RRRRR but what us pirates love most is the C

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rockledgeskater
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2014
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Don't spell part backwards. It's a trap.
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πŸ“…︎ May 23 2019
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For a while, Houdini used trap doors in all of his acts.

It was a stage he was going through.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JDGeek
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2019
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For a while, Houdini used trap doors in every act.

It was a stage he was going through.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2019
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For a while Houdini used trap doors in every act

It was quite a stage he was going through

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MyNameIsAlec
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2012
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Don't spell part backwards. It's a trap!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/74CK
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2017
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