Remains to be seen.
You saw through it
A ‘shroom with a view.
The enemies saw right through them.
The kids were nothing to look at either.
Transparent
but it’s still unclear.
A beloved coworker that always had a dadjoke ready to go suddenly passed recently. We’re ready to grieve him with dadjokes about death. Can your share yours?
I found this one today that I know he would have loved: I hope my coworker is cremated because it’ll be his final chance to have a smokin’ hot body.
Edit: thank you everyone for the dadjokes. Many of these are absolutely dead-on!
If you’re the person at work that greets everyone and has a dadjoke or two, even if people usually groan, you are likely more loved than you know. Keep up the groans!
They are now having a clear-ants sale.
I don’t know window.
He wanted full transparency
Being incorporeal doesn’t make me a nobody.
That’s a faux pa
The doctor replied, “That’s a good place to wait. Tell him I can’t see him now.”
See through P O
He speaks very clearly.
The news came out of the purple.
C-Through-PO
He is so transparent
A transparent!
A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. "Well, you're not going to believe this, but I just found out that my girlfriend is actually a ghost," he tells the bartender. "Are you serious? How did you find out?" the surprised bartender asks. "Well, honestly I had my suspicions the moment she walked through the door," the guy replies.
We can see right through you…
To be clear on anything for their children.
But if you're a trans fat, I'm going to avoid you.
It passed right through him!
I had quite the womb with a view.
(As an extra gift I've given you the word transparent)
They get a lot of boos.
Transparents.
I was being transparent.
It was because he is fully transparent and I can easily see right through him.
A man and his son are out for a walk one day, while on vacation in rural Alaska. The father says, "Always look both ways before crossing the street." His son disagrees, "it's the middle of nowhere, there's no traffic here!" The argument turns heated and the father is so agitated that he's not paying much attention to his surroundings. Just then the trail crosses an old logging road. Right at that moment a logging truck, the only vehicle for miles, comes out of nowhere and kills the man instantly. Aghast, the son is shocked... and only more so when his father's ghost rises from the corpse. "Dad... can you hear me?" He manages to say. "You're transparent... I can see right through you!" Unperturbed, the ghost turns toward his son with a triumphant smile. "There now, I believe... I've made myself clear!"
They’re sometimes stuck between a rock and a hard place
He was charged for possession.
Because they taste like sheet
He'll be transparent
