Tose Puns

I guess he’s Quack-tose intolerant

Turns out I'm yak-tose intolerant

Because they lac-tose!

He was laugh-tose intolerant.

I'm lag-tose intolerant

If you don't know what that is, it's a small cheese wheel that comes wrapped in red wax that you're supposed to peel before eating.

I see her eating it and say "you know you can eat the wax on those?"

She says "oh really? Would you like it?" (Offering me the wax)

I say "thank you, but I'm wax-tose intolerant."