Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lac-tose.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Atrain61910
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2021
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I’d love to start a cheese business

But I lac-tose funds.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KaleepoBlues
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2021
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I tried wild ox milk

Turns out I'm yak-tose intolerant

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ShadeTreeMechanix
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2021
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Why do cows need special shoes?

Because they lac-tose!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MaverickTD13
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2019
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Why couldn't the comedian laugh at his own jokes?

He was laugh-tose intolerant.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FutureCastaway
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2019
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A nurse was eating a Babybel cheese

If you don't know what that is, it's a small cheese wheel that comes wrapped in red wax that you're supposed to peel before eating.

I see her eating it and say "you know you can eat the wax on those?"

She says "oh really? Would you like it?" (Offering me the wax)

I say "thank you, but I'm wax-tose intolerant."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nevertoosoon
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2015
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Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lac-tose

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