A list of puns related to "Tose"
Because they lac-tose.
But I lac-tose funds.
Turns out I'm yak-tose intolerant
Because they lac-tose!
He was laugh-tose intolerant.
If you don't know what that is, it's a small cheese wheel that comes wrapped in red wax that you're supposed to peel before eating.
I see her eating it and say "you know you can eat the wax on those?"
She says "oh really? Would you like it?" (Offering me the wax)
I say "thank you, but I'm wax-tose intolerant."
Because they lac-tose
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