Howdy punsters!
Please remember when posting to /r/puns that the punchline should be in the post itself, not the topic. Puns should be self-explanatory. If you have to explain it, please do so in the comments. We've had a lot of puns lately, especially images, ruined before clicking on them when the whole thing was spoiled in the topic line.
Up to now, we've been assigning "for shame" flair when this happens, but it's become very common lately. As a result, posts with punchlines in the topic will be removed.
Thanks!
She said it just never seems to come up ..
They're also pun-ishingly bad! You should be pun-alized for it!
Edit: >!I normally don't do this but let me explain the joke/post. Please notice the pun-chline below the title.!<
>!The idea behind this post was to make a pun out of the controversial topic of this sub and nothing else.!<
>!I'm the "devil's advocate" when it comes to both sides. I love both SFW and NSFW dad jokes. Also, there are many prude cultures in the world where parents don't use NSFW jokes with their kids even as an adult so it makes sense why they won't think an NSFW joke is not a dad joke. Reddit is not limited to western culture.!<
Edit 2: A lot of people have been sharing links in this post. Don't click them. They might be scammers.
It really brings me down.
Eh, it's dull anyway.
But I just couldn't resist.
I'm mass-turd-baiting.
He replied "Chai, nah".
Sometimes, not so solid, either.
She's always pointing them out to me.
Theyβre calling it Sonblock.
Because it is always in Pristina condition
Hope this doesn't stir up any controversial topics
I honestly didnβt even know she sold flowers
Example:
Top Level: FISH
Pun Level: I really like fish, but some people don't, they find them really icthy
βWoah, woah, doc,β I said, βLetβs not make any rash decisions.β
Because he was asked to research.
Iβm not sure but always wear a helmet on your Segway
It always leads to the deepest discussion.
1st frog: owwabit
2nd frog: owwabit
1st: owwabit
2nd: owwabit owwabit
1st: hey, dont change the topic
So now I won't be bringing that up any more
... but nowadays, when someone gets Botox, nobody raises an eyebrow!
oinkment
I don't see this happening, but it would be nice if there were topical post flairs we could mark our dad jokes with. For example "movies", "kitchen", "car", "job", "wife", "mother-n-law", etc. I suppose the possibilities are endless, which probably means it won't be happening. But, you'll be cooler than my dad, if you do. :-) There is a lot of comedy gold on here, which would be great to have these to sort by when inspiration fails to strike.
So this happened a few minutes ago... We were about to sleep when it was a topic of mistake dad made on buying something. He said,"I never make same mistake twice look I made only one mistake,you and there is no other mistake here".
But every time I bring it up, she changes the topic.
Do you like your Familyβs Punditry?
My wife and I were doing a bit of roleplay in the bedroom. I had just handcuffed her to the bedhead when we heard one of the kids turning the door handle. I quickly threw the covers over the both of us and in walked my 7 year old son. He noticed the handcuffs, went really quiet and had this confused look on his face. After 15 seconds or so he asked my wife why she was handcuffed to the bed. She blushed and had to come up with a lie on the spot. She stammered out that daddy was just practicing with the handcuffs for his new job as a policeman and that my son should just go back into the lounge room and watch some TV.
A few weeks later I was asked to careers day at my son's school. My son stood up with me in front of the class and proudly announced his daddy was a policeman and that I lock up baddies. I didn't want to embarass him so I just played along. It turns out I was the one who was about to be embarassed. One of the kids asked if my son had ever seen me at work. My son said no but that he had seen me practicing using handcuffs on his mom. It went right over the kids heads but the teacher was very amused and couldn't stop giggling. I guess my wife and I would have been the hot topic in the staff room that day.
It was a real naan sequitur.
Scientist #1: I think we should name them something funny like doodoo strings
Scientist #2: Yeah, i think thatβs pretty silly, but i think they should be called something more Cillia
