Am I laughing too hard at this?
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👤︎ u/inDgenious
📅︎ Jan 01 2019
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In the car with Dad...

...thought I'd break out some small talk and let him know that after a presale struggle (and failure), I'd managed to get tickets to the Korn gig.

He tittered to himself for twenty seconds and then announced, "I'm a-maize-d you managed to get Korn tickets!"

Smug face for Dad. Face palm for me.

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📅︎ Sep 16 2016
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My father's favourite pharmaceutical jokes.

"Why is an elephant big grey and lumpy?"

"Because if it was small, round and white it would be an aspirin."

Mild titters, interrupted by:

"Why is an aspirin small, round and white?"

"To stop you from taking an elephant for a headache!"

Cue groaning.

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👤︎ u/Badgerfest
📅︎ Aug 22 2013
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